Karen: I need to speak to your manager!

Hufflepuff: Sure... right away...

Gryffindor: I am the manager.

Ravenclaw: Oh, please, you're wasting your time lady. Sure, I'll get the manager for ya, but they're just gonna say the same thing that I said to you.

Slytherin: I need to speak to your mother. She should be ashamed of raising a middle aged woman to act like a baby in public. I'm afraid what your children are gonna become.