Hufflepuff: Who wants cookies~? Freshly baked just now!

Gryffindor: I DO I DO I DO!

*Gryffindor eats the cookies.

Ravenclaw: Hey guys, have you seen my chocolated laxatives that I left on the table? I left it out to take it and it's gone.

Hufflepuff: Those were LAXATIVES???!!!

Gryffindor:

*30 minutes later

Slytherin: WHAT is Gryffindor doing in the bathroom for so long??? I need to go too!

Ravenclaw: You don't want to know.

Hufflepuff: What have I done...