Ravenclaw: Hey, you want some fried chicken?

Slytherin: No, I don't eat fried chicken.

Ravenclaw: How come?

Slytherin: I used to raise a chick and it died in front of me so I feel bad...

Ravenclaw: Aww...

Slytherin: Can we get sandwiches instead? 

Ravenclaw: Sure! What sandwich do you want?

Slytherin: Egg salad!

Ravenclaw: