Teacher: You have 10 brownies and someone asks you for 2. How many brownies do you have left?

Hufflepuff: 8

Gryffindor: 10

Ravenclaw: 10

Slytherin: 10

Teacher: You have 10 brownies and someone forcefully take 2. How many brownies do you have left?

Hufflepuff: 8

Gryffindor: 8

Ravenclaw: 10 and a corpse

Slytherin: 10 and two corpses

Ravenclaw: Why 2?

Slytherin: I'm hiding yours for you.

Ravenclaw: Aawwwww

A/N: Ravenclaw and Slytherin friendship is the best, hands down.