A/N: Guys, please don't take anything seriously or personally. This is just for entertainment's sake. Not all of these may be accurate. 

Gryffindor: Hey, I think I'm romantically interested in someone. What should I do?

Slytherin: Well, just try talking to that person normally like, "Can I borrow your quill?"

Gryffindor: Okay, can I borrow your quill?

Slytherin: