Ravenclaw: Hey, Hufflepuff. I'm gonna give you a riddle!

Hufflepuff: Okay!

Ravenclaw: Okay, here I go! Imagine if I didn't exist in this world-

Hufflepuff: No... I don't want to... *tears

Ravenclaw: ... me too... *tears

*Hufflepuff and Ravenclaw embrace

Gryffindor: You guys are very friendly with each other.

Slytherin: Barf