Interviewer: Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?

Potterhead: No.

Interviewer: LevioSA

Potterhead: It's leviOsa, not levioSA.

Interviewer: Avada Kedavra.

Potterhead: EXPELLIARMUS!

Interviewer: After all this time?

Potterhead: Always.

Interviewer: Dun-dun duh-duh-dun dun-dun dun~ (Hogwarts theme)

Potterhead: Dun duh-duh-dun dun dun~

Interviewer: Snape Snape Severus Snape

Potterhead: DUMBLEDORE!

Interviewer: Are you obsessed with Harry Potter?

Potterhead: No.

Interviewer: Get out.