Gryffindor: They all insult me by calling me 'potato'. So I'm gonna start living like a potato.

Ravenclaw: So you're telling me that you wanna be buried in the soil for a long period of time, take the pain of your roots being chopped off, take the pain of being peeled, chopped, and fried into fries/chips?

Gryffindor: Where did I go wrong??