Slytherin: Give me one reason why I shouldn't murder anyone!

Hufflepuff: You'll ruin your life!

Slytherin: My life is already ruined!

Gryffindor: Because I'll be better than you.

Slytherin: That'll never happen no matter where I am.

Ravenclaw: There's no Netflix in prison.

Slytherin:

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Slytherin:

Slytherin:

Slytherin: Okay. I won't murder anyone.