Gryffindor: Stop bothering me!

Slytherin: Make me!

Ravenclaw: (sighs) Hey guys, look at this branch stick. *Snaps* It breaks right?

Gryffindor, Slytherin: Is (s)he trying to teach us about a moral lesson about teamwork?

Ravenclaw: And if you have about 7 branches together... *Crack* they break. 

Ravenclaw: *thinking* That was not my plan... what should I say...? *Speaks* So, this is gonna happen to you guys if you guys keep fighting.

Gryffindor, Slytherin: