Ravenclaw (Male): I'm gonna get married soon.

Hufflepuff (Male): Oh really? Me too!

Ravenclaw (Male): Let's go tell Gryffindor and Slytherin!

Hufflepuff (Male): Yeah!

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Hufflepuff (Male): Hey! Ravenclaw and I are getting married!

Gryffindor, Slytherin: ...oh...?

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