Hufflepuff: Hey, did you know? When lions kill, they're sometimes accidental because they were only trying to play with it when they think something is cute.

Slytherin: Oh really?

Hufflepuff: So, when you hit Gryffindor, truthfully you're thinking that-

Slytherin: No.

Hufflepuff: Gryffindor is-

Slytherin: Not at all.

Hufflepuff: C-

Slytherin: F*** no.

Gryffindor, Hufflepuff: