Gryffindor: You suck, Slytherin.

Slytherin: Shut the f*** up!

Hufflepuff: Slytherin! Be nice!

Slytherin: Shut the f*** up, please.

Hufflepuff: Slytherin! Be nicer!

Slytherin: Can you please shut the f*** up?

Hufflepuff: Slytherin! Be respectful!

Slytherin: Will you please shut the f*** up?

Hufflepuff: Slytherin! Language! Do I have to imply?!

Slytherin: Will you please shut the hell up?

Hufflepuff: I give up...