Gryffindor: Why do you think Ravenclaw never insults Hufflepuff?

Slytherin: Probably because Ravenclaw likes to play favorites?

Ravenclaw: *pops out of nowhere* I am actually insulting Hufflepuff but doesn't realize that.

Gryffindor, Slytherin: Gahh!!

**Earlier**

Ravenclaw: Hufflepuff, you're the fattest person I know.

Hufflepuff: Aww, thank you. You know that I'm phat!

Ravenclaw: Maybe I was being too smart around everyone here...