Hufflepuff: Hey, guys. *grunts

Gryffindor: Who are you?

Hufflepuff: Hufflepuff...

Slytherin: Bloody hell! How did you gain so much weight?!"

Hufflepuff: I was eating chocolate bars, chocolate ice cream, chocolate fondue, chocolate cake... you name all the chocolate junk food.

Ravenclaw: Let's go to the gym when this thing is over...

Hufflepuff: No!