Hufflepuff: Slytherin, why are you so mean?

Slytherin: I can't help it, I'm a Slytherin.

Ravenclaw: No, it's not because you're a Slytherin. It's because you're a bitch.

Slytherin: What the f*** did you just say?

Ravenclaw: You're a bitch. Not all Slytherins are mean. Dude, I've seen so many good Slytherins: Slughorn, Andromeda, Astoria, Regulus, Scorpius, may I go on?

Slytherin:

Ravenclaw: (to the readers) Ladies and gentlemen, please don't act like a bitch and blame it on your Hogwarts house. Because Hufflepuffs can be bitches sometimes.

Hufflepuff: Uh, what?

Ravenclaw: Evil is not defined by Hogwarts houses. So, stop blaming your house and just stop being a bitch please.