Ravenclaw: Come on! I was craving it!

Hufflepuff: Oh, I can't wait to try one!

Gryffindor: What's the difference? It's just regular meat we eat almost every day.

Slytherin: That's what inexperienced people say.

*Starts cooking meat

Gryffindor: You have to cook it by yourself? That's lame.

Ravenclaw: I like it better this way so I can cook it and slice it the way I want.

Hufflepuff: Come on, try some *cutting the meat

Slytherin: *already eating some

Gryffindor: What's the damn difference- *tries it* OH MY GOD!

Hufflepuff: See? Told you!

Ravenclaw: Slytherin! Don't just eat! You cook some too!