Silas: *Kicks down door* WHAT'S UP BI*CHES!!

Valt: AHHHH WTF??!!

Silas: *Leaves*

Valt: Whaaaa-

~1 hour later~

Silas: Valtttttttttttttttt

Valt: Ye?

Silas: Valtttttttttttttttttttttttttttt

Valt: Yes?

Silas: VALTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT

Valt: WHAT??

Silas: Where's Cuza?

Valt: .......He's outside....

Silas: K Thanks!

~0.2 seconds later~ 

Silas: NO HE ISN'T!!!

Cuza: Who isn't?

Silas: *Le gasp* Cuza! *Hugs him*

Cuza: ACKKK! H-hey SILas! 

Silas: *Drops him* K bye!

Valt: ....Is he drunk or somethin?

~The next day~

Valt: Morning Silas!

Silas: F*CK OFF!!

Valt: .....

Cuza: *Grabs Silas's hand and drags him away* SO SORRY! HE'S HAVING MOOD SWINGS!!!

Valt: Why??

Cuza: HE'S GONNA BE A FATHER!!

Valt and Silas: WHAT???

Cuza: U-uhhhh N-nothing!!! *Runs away*

~The next next day~

Silas: Uggggg i don't wanna live todayyyyy

Free: *Comes outa nowhere with a machete* That can be arranged~

Some random cat: Meow?

Silas: OO kitty! *Bends down*

Tigerstar: Filthy twoleg back off!! I'll tear you to shreds!!     Meow Meow Meow Meowwww!!

Silas: Awwww!