(I'm writing Heluseanetic Free's backstory rn, but this came into my head!)

Lui: "OH YOU THINK YOUR'RE *hic* A BETTER *hic* BLADER THAN ME EH?! BATTLE ME THAN,*hic* I'LL SHOW YOU!!" *Yelling at a fake palm tree houseplant*

Free: *He gets so drunk, that he passes out. Chris told him he dreamed one day, apparently he was...uhmm..doing "It" with Valt. Chris found out he was one hell of a top*

Silas: *Breaks everything in sight, then blames it on a ghost*

Valt: *Laughs hysterically at everything, to the point he almost pees himself*

Honcho: *Eats everything, then complains that there's no more food.*

Kit: *He's to young to drink, so he gets a sugar rush from eating all the candy*

Cuza: IM GONNA DO A LAUNCHING BACKFLIP!!! *backflips and just throws Cognite, hitting Lui.*

Idk, I was bored...