so i came downstairs, saw my parents sitting on the couch together and i put on a really cute face.

my mom said "what do you want?"

and i responded with, "im looking for a bit of simulation in my life"

"oh so you're talking about sims?"

my dad pulled me aside and pointed to the coffee table and said "do you see how this is a mess? i want you to clean it off, with the help from mama" (yes i come from the south)

and so we clean it off and i smile. "what's my next task?"

"you see those things that come from the coffee table? pull them out" so i did.

and he tells me to open the coffee table. and there i see a laptop, with slight smudges of paint, a charger and a red mouse. all this time he led me on to believe he sold it. aren't dads the best?

lol parents are weird