Lying down on my sofa, I flicked through the channels; not even the slightest bit concentrated. I was trying to think of a way to get Harry back.

I could always smuggle a deadly spider from India and put it in his room at night. I heard one can put you in a coma for 5 years.

"Maybe you should come over mine tonight and just see how romantic I can really be" Tanner walked in with his phone to his ear. I looked up at him with my eyebrows knitted together.

"Tamara" He mouthed.

Rolling my eyes, I finally chose a channel and decided to keep it on adventure time.

"Trust me, I'll make you feel better" Tanner spoke softly to his new play thing. Throwing a pillow at him, he threw it back with double the strength.

"Yo Tanner baby, why you on the phone so long. As my baby daddy you got responsibilities fool" I yelled in an accent I could only explain as terrible.

It was loud enough for Tamara to hear, so I was fine with it.

"No-..I'm not-..There is no-..Hello?" He looked at his phone like he was about to cry, and then at me like he was about to commit a crime that included my brain juice all over this room.

"You just fucked up months of grafting in less than 30 seconds" Bringing his both hands to the sides of his head, he slightly grabbed the ends of his hair, and started to mumble things under his breath.

I only heard a small part which sounded something like 'Ass like rihanna'?.

"I'm sure you can call up another girl to bone" Glaring back at me, he slowly got up from his chair and walked over to me with a mysterious glint in his eye.

"I'm gonna sit on you" He said in a dangerous whisper.

Oh god no.

Before I could say anything, the wind was knocked out of me as he sat down on me. The bastard actually sat on me.

"Fuck off you big pile of shit" I wheezed.

We both heard mum shout from upstairs about our 'language'. How the hell did she even hear that?

"No, you're the reason im not getting balls deep in heaven" Grimacing, I pinched my fingers on his arm and twisted them. Screaming, he quickly withdrew his hand and started to rub his arm.

"Just go to the public toilets in town and make a glory hole, im sure you'll even get some takers" I laughed uncontrollably as he looked down at me with so much disgust.

As he continued to jump on my body, my dad had walked in with an equally confused Carter.

"Tanner's plannin' to make a glory hole" I said through my fits of laughter. Tanner punched me on my arm, making my dad bark at him.

"Pack it in" His index finger pointed in Tanner's direction, and his back arched over as he tried to look intimidating.

My dads the type of guy that feels guilty when he steps on an ant.

Tanner stumbled back to his feet and flipped me off, which only got him a slap up the head from our dad.

Picking back up his phone, he stopped by the door and slowly turned to look at Carter as my dad walked out of the room and back upstairs.

"Who're you?" He bluntly said.

Ah, Tanner has been ill in bed for the past week. So he didn't see the neighbors move in, nor did he go to the party, and he hasn't been at school either.

"Carter" Carter said confidentially. His chin held high, and his strong features locked in place.

He really was hot.

He had changed since we got back from school. He was wearing a black sweater with a white triangle in the middle. His dark jeans hung nicely from his hips, which wasn't a weird thing to say at all.

His brown hair was held back by his grey beanie. He had replaced his nose ring for a silver stud, and now had a different earring in the opposite ear.

Tanner gave him a once over before smiling and giving him a friendly slap on the back.

"As long as you don't screw my sister, we're alright" Shoving my face into my hands, I listened to the both of them laugh and then a pair of footsteps walk away.

"What're you doing" His voice now a lot closer, I furrowed my eyebrows as I saw how close he actually was.

Pushing him slightly back, his gaze followed my hand on his chest. I felt my throat closing up as his fingers brushed over my hand.

Slowly putting his hand over mine, he brought it down lower and started to push stray hairs behind my ear.

My eyes flickered down to the smirk on his lips. I slowly got up and sat back on his lap so that I was now straddling him.

His hands going by my waist, we both started to lean into each other. Our lips teasing each other, we were so close.. so fucking close..

That was until Tanner came in and literally jumped in the middle of us.

"Team cockblock" He laughed while nudging me in the side.

Team fuck you Tanner