Okay, so I'm kind of a lamp.

'Wait, is this some sort of storybook on how in animate objects fall in love with each other?'

You my friend are the reason why I question the existence of the human race. When I said I'm a lamp, I didn't mean literally.

I mean, I'm a person who people notice, but im more of a blender than anything . It's a kind of an 'I'm here but I'm not', kinda thing.'

You would think hanging out with the most popular people in school would make me stand out more..but no.

Or maybe im being a bit melodramatic, i'd say im one of the lava lamps...yeah, they get noticed abit more dont they? People are interested in them for a while, but soon enough they move on to the next shiny thing.

If you would have said to me that I would had 2 guys fighting for my heart, I would have drop kicked you in the face and then kicked you once more to see if the sense had been knocked back into you.

It's just a fact of reality, the blendable girl lives a drama free life, she grows up go get married to a guy who works in a office, they have 2 kids and live a modern life.

'Eugh, this is just goings to be another bad boy, good girl story, kill me now'

Hey! Keep your negative opinions to yourself, and for your information I am not such a 'good girl' and have no plans to be one.

Just read on