Par kaise hone wali hai???? chaliye dekhte hai...

Dhum tana nanaaa... (pata nahi kya hi likh diya)(woh exam ke baad wale effects hai)

Aditi - tum dono ko... shaadi.. hey bhaghwan!!! aur roka bhi hogaya.. kisi ke permission se kiya yeh sab..!

pragati - aap toh ese react kar rahi ho jaise mai pregnant hogayi.. chill sirf propose kiya hai..  

aditi - hai kya matlb.. tum dono ko ye mazk sujh raha hai kya?? shaadi bohot badi cheez hai aur aap log apne beti ko smjha kyu nahi rahe??? 

p/f - ise samjha the smjhate 20 saal guzar gaye..aur mai bhuda bhi hogaya.. I mean ise samjhna bekar aur wese bhi jab miyan biwi razi  toh kya karega qazi ?? actual mein kya karta hoga?

p/m - qawalli gata hoga hame kya pata.. pragati kya chal raha hai ye sab. tum janti ho ise? kab se aur kaise? aur shaadi ise hi kyu?tum dono khush reh paoge? ek dusre ko dhang se jante bhi ho? chatikya ho? shaadi karne ki itni konsi chull mach hai tumhe? Aur hamne kaha ki shaadi ki koi jaldi nahi hai!! fir kyu nahi sunti ho.. aur kya bharosa hai ki tum dono hamesha ese hi raho regret na karo??? ha.. kya pata ..

pragati - (dramatically) hey mate agar apka prashno ka baarish baras gaya ho toh ham is mein bheegne nahi wale kyu ki hamre paas jawab ka chatha [umbrella] hai aur hamne atmbal [confidence] ka barsati kapda pehna hai toh ham bhi takar ka jawab de sakte hai samjhe??

raghbir - woh sab toh theek hai ye barsati kapda kya hai?

pragati - (Like Google) Barsati kapda : Plastic aur momjama aadi ka bana hua ek prakar ka kapda dila - dila coat jise pehnne se sharir par ya kapdo par varsha ke pani ka prabhav nahi padta. Saral bhasha mein RAIN COAT.

(P.S - Google mata ki jai !!!)

p/f - hey bhagwan mai kaha jake maru?

pragati - papa ap mar jaoge toh meri shaadi apka bhoot dekhne ayega?

Everyone slapped there heads.

raghbir - Ok wait.. ham bait ke sab kuch suljha sakte hai.

pragati - yayyyyyyyyyyayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!

raghbir - itna kyu excite ho rahi ho?

pragati - Jigsaw puzzle mera favorite hai!!!

raghbir - toh?

pragati - ham wahi khelne wale hai I mean suljhane wale haina?

Mere paas reaction nahi khud hi kuch soch lo...

p/f - beta tum na jake khaana khao aur chill karti hona woh karo.. ham baat karte hai.

raghbir - haa.. tumhe bhuk lagi hogi u eat I'll manage.

Pragati left to kitchen and served herself some food.

Rest sat and were dicussing;

Dev raj - beta dekh.. hum shadi ke khilaf nahi par kuch samjh nahi aa raha ki kaise react kare.

Aditi - sahi kaha.. all of the sudden esa kya hogaya ki tum shaadi karna chahte ho.. accchi baaat hai par what's going on??

raghbir - Ok mom -dad, uncle -aunty.. Mai or pragati kuch time pehle 10 days shayd back mile, weird meeting thi aur hua yun tha ki.........

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Pragati was in a coffee shop waiting for her friend.

pragati - koi mera order laga plzzz?? (she screamed)

Next moment waiter came to take the order.

pragati - thank you.. One expresso with less sugar, cinnamon rolls, Cold coffee and red velvet cake.

Waiter - Okk.. mam bas 20min.

He left. Pragati was scrolling her phone texting her friend.

*A few moments later*

Her order was served but the waiter didn't bring everything, so he went back to get the rest of the order.

Waiter - are baapre.. ye toh mujhse sambhali nahi jaa rahi.. yeha sab busy hai kya karu??

#%%^&^$ - mera order likh lo!

waiter - yes sir par kya aap meri madat kar sakte hai?

#$%^^& - ha sure give me that cake.

They both went near pragati and kept it on the table.

Order :

{meko bhuk lagi hai.... }

Pragati looked at her order and widens her eyes.

pragati - what the HEELLLLL !! ye kya leke aye ho???

waiter - apka order mam.. kuch problem hai kya?

pragati - Kuch problem bohot problem.. Maine RED VELVET CAKE NAHI CAKE KA EK PEICE ORDER KIYA..!!!

Raghbir was about to leave(ab kya hi chupana.. suspense kabhi aur)

pragati - ruko..!! tum kya chate ho ki mai ye kha ke diabetics se mar jaun? wese bhi meri shaadi bhi nahi hui.. bina apne pati ka muh dekhe hi mar jaun?? 

raghbir - are maine kya karana hai ise.. 

pragati - mai tumse baat kar rahi hu kya?nahi na fir kya hai?

raghbir - fir mujhe kyu rok ke rakha hai?????

pragati - ek min yaar.. tum kya chathe ho mai ye pura ka pura 2000 ounce ka cake kha ke moti hojau?  tum log har customer ke sath ese karte ho.. deva ne akal diya ki nahi? ya fir chane khane bejh diye ho use? 

waiter - mam mujhe use kya milega? woh sayad apka order kisi aur ke order ke sath replace hogaya hoga.. sorry.

pragati -(continues her drama) REPLACEEEE..????what if woh banda kisi jaan nikal ne ke liye ye cake mangvaya ho aur is mein zehar hua toh aur mein ne kha liya hota toh?????mai toh abhi upar wale ko pyari ho jati.. tu tere wajh se aj meri mout hojati.. kya jawab dete tum mere mummy papa ko.. lete responsibilyty mere mout ka.....

Madam ne itna tehalka macha diya ki ab manager ko kuhd apana zaruri kaam chod ke ana pada yeha.

manager - ma'am , maaf kardi jiye use.. I'm giving you the guarantee that hamare cakes aur jo bhi ap yeha pe order karoge, kiya hai they are edible and safe. Shayad kisi aur ne bhi red velvet cake order kiya hoga so.. insaan se hi galti hojati hai app plz shanti hojao.

Some how everything was settled magar waha pe koi tha jo ek dam hairan tha jaise kisi kavve {crow} ko shock lag kar lgata hai. Kaun tha?

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RAGHBIR !!!(I'm really bad with creating thrill so I make u'll wait hehehe)

pragati - kya ??? tumhe kya hua ghur ghur ke aise dekh rahe ho jase koi athva (8th) ajooba dekh liya ho?

raghbir - (under his breath) lag bhag kuch esa hi feel ho raha..(to her) apne abhi jo bhi kiya mere palle toh bilkul nahi pada.. mai jau?

pragati - jao .. maine konsa tumhara chalaan katna hai?

raghbir - toh fir mujhe roka hi kyu thaa?

pragati - meko kya pata maine kyu roka tumhe??? mai faltu ki chiz yaad nahi rakhti !!!

raghbir - gosh yaar.. tumna pata nahi kya hi ho??!!

pragati - inaasn nahi lag rahi?

raghbir - pata nahi.. I've to leave thanks for wasting my time !!!

pragati - ek min ruko ruko ruko!!

raghbir - ab kyu ? aur kya?

pragati - woh actually meri ek friend ane wali thi aur woh ab nahi naeiwali hai.. thodi der ruko jao plzzz

raghbir - mai kyu?

pragati - dekho ab jo bhi hua us keliye sorry mai thodi ese hi hu kabhi kabhi hojata hai, I'll compensate ok?

raghbir - ok.. par kis chiz ke sath compensate karogi?

Pragati lifts the red velvet cake.

pragati - iske sath (bright smile)

raghbir - hey bhagwannnnnnn 

pragati - just joking yaarr !! jo tum chao woh order karo I'll pay.

raghbir - BTW  Raghbir RAGHBIR MALHOTRA..

pragati - Pragati Sarani.

They both share a hand - shake aur baatein - watein hui woh sab bhi likhne lagungi toh ek saal nikal jaega toh age bhado... 

Flash back ends.

After hearing this pragati's mom dad urged to take her to mental hospital.

p/f - yaa toh ise pagaalkhana lejao ya mujhe hi bejh do.. kaisi beti paida kiya hai.. sharam ata hai !!

"Toh fir esi chiz karte hai kyu ho jab sharmana pade?" pragatiii..

Aditi - tum? 

pragati - waha akele khate hue bore ho rahi thi.. yeha agayi aur ap sab ke liye bhi layi hu.

FOOD :

(Try and stop ur cravings.. cuz surly ur gonna crave for at least one )

Everyone - thanks.

pragati - wese aunty apka cook na bohot tasty khana banata hai so shaadi ke bad agar mai aur raghbir kisi aur ghar mein move hogaye toh plz inhe bejh na aur ap kisi aur ko heir karlo.

aditi - kyu? tum khana nahi banogi?

pragati - jab banana ata hi nahi hai toh kya banau?

aditi - kabhi try bhi nahi kya? maggi banana ata hai at least?

p/m  - woh ya haina hamne hi ise dur rakha hai kitchen se.. warna meri beti all rounder hai har chiz mein first hai.

aditi - theek hai.. par kabhi khana bane ki zarurat padi toh?

pragati - swiggy aur zomato kya kadpe bej the hai.. chill !!

aditi - woh sab available na ho toh?

pragati - padosi kya mar gaye.. ek din unke yeha kha lenge !!

aditi - woh bhi bahar gaye hue ho toh ?

pragati - raghbir haina.. chinta ki kya baat !!

raghbir - (thinking) ek din tereko hi tava fry bana ke kha legi..

aditi - woh office mein hua toh?

pragati - off oh.. itne bhi pessimist nahi hote..agar esa kuch hua bhi toh mai hi kuch na kuch banadungi fine?

p/m - beti are u sure?

pragati - haa mom zyada se zyada kya hoga first time khana banaugi so.. khana jal jaega ya kitchen kharab hoga..

p/m - beta ye dusro ke sath ho saktha hai teree sath nahi..

pragati - kitchen jal jaega ghar thodi blast hoga.. mai toh itna kudh pe vishwas rakhti hu ke kitchen mein aag lagana is the major thing I can do. Woh bhi first time baungi toh haa.. bad mein adat padjaegi.

p/f - kya kitchen jalane ki?

pragati - nahi papa khana bane ki. 

dev raj -(thinking) raghbir ka jaan khatre mei hai..(to her) beta tujhe pani ubal ne ki bhi zarurat nahi hai.. ham sare cooks tumhare yeha bejh denge.

*Silence*

pragati - mujhe kya ghur ghur ke dekh rahe ho.. khana khao.

Everyone had their luch aur sab deep thoughts mai koye hue the. They just started talking about each other's preferances, likes, life style etc....

Praghbir were not there. Finally sab ek conclusion pe aye hai ki jo hoga woh dekha jayega.. kyu ki they also wanted them to get married (A/N : UR author has some mental disorders isilye woh kuch bhi likhi jaa rahi hai) some how they were ok with this marriage that both would be happy together. Pragati's craziness matched raghbir's weirdness and they were pretty much compatible so RABBA PLZ SAB THEEK CHALNE DENA. 

(Pataa bhi nahi hai ki kya raita faila diya.. seh lo thoda sa) 

Pragati - papa ye faltu ka suspense chodo aur ye batao ki kiya decision liya hai?

raghbir - haa.. batao na ki kya socha aap logo ne , ham apko bilkul force nahi kar rahe u can take ur time and think about this baat future ki hai toh zyda soch ne se kuch nahi hoga. 

pragati - baat toh ese kar rahe ho jaise shaadi unki hai hamari nahi!! 

dev raj - beta, sochne wali baat kuch nahi hai.. tum dono bhi ye shaadi keliye tayar ho toh kuch soch samjh ke hi ye decision liya hoga..

p/f - sorry for interrupting par meri beti mein itni samjh nahi hai ki woh yeh samjhe ki woh kya samjh rahi hai, she is just desperate to get married.

aditi - jo bhi hai, hame tum dono ki jodi bohot pasand ayi and I think u both r made for each other.

pragati - iska matlb ki apko is shaadi se koi etaraz nahi hai!!!!

raghbir - Shaadi hone wali haiiiiiii

P/f - ab bohot sari tayariyan hai karne ko.

Pragati gets sweet from the kitchen.

pragati - khushi ka mahol hai muh mitha karo sab !!!!

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Shaadi ki sari tayariyan agle hafte shuru karne wale hai !!!

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