Alastor: *He keeps going, as fast as he can* 

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Eddie: *He keeps going, barely able to think straight. But he never does. He's never thinking straight. H-He's gay XDD*

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Cuppachino: M-Mmm~~!~ 

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Henry: *He pants, heavier*

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Wentworth: *He deep throats him*

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Husk: *He nervously walks into the room, then remembering how messy it was the second he opened the door, immediately regretting letting Soda Pop come with him* =~= Uh, sorry about the mess... 

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Devil: *Tears start to fall down his face* Ch-Charlie, w-!! *She was already gone* 

Lucifer: *He rolls his eyes* Great. You made her mad.

Devil: WH-?! I CAN'T FUCKING BEL- *He stops himself* No. Charlie's right! We FIGHT too much...! I don't like FIGHTING with you, bro.... Y-

Lucifer: Well, I don't CARE what you do or don't like. And I don't CARE if Charlotte is "right" or not. She's young. And even I did CARE, I'd still know that she'll probably forget about this by tomorrow.

Devil: ... Are you kidding me?! I'm TRYING to get on good t- No, i've BEEN trying for the past 2,000,000 years to get on good terms with you! Why can't you just work with me here! Not to mention you made me sound like the fucking Devil to Charlie!

Lucifer: You ARE The Devil! And I only said the truth, like you wanted!

Devil: Shut up, you know what I meant! And, you didn't tell the truth! You told vague descriptions!! VERY VAGUE! I didn't "rule against God" I told him "I'd rather rule in Hell then serve in Heaven!"!! I said THAT! I wasn't expecting him to drag my family with me! And I DEFINITELY wasn't expecting you to have such a lovable kid! So you do NOT make me look like an enemy to her! She's been through enough shit already and doesn't need anything else to build up on that! Literally us getting along will improve her joy SO much!

Lucifer: Lucifer. Brother. It's difficult for you to realize this, isn't it? I. Don't. CARE. About. Charlotte. I only came here today because YOU wouldn't stop pestering me! I was going to really ditch her that time! I don't want to see her! I never want to see her again! The only reason she was born in the first place is because her mother insisted we keep the mistake of a child!!

Devil: ... You aren't a dad. You're just.... Her name is Charlie. She's bisexual, has a girlfriend named Vaggie. Charlie's favorite color is the Rainbow, and she HATES any form of violence. Name one of those things that you knew before I said it to you.

Lucifer: Her name is Charlotte, her bisexuality isn't okay, her girlfriend isn't going to last long, the rainbow is multiple colors, and violence is inevitable. I knew none of those things before you told them to me. And, surprise, surprise: I still don't CARE. I'm not going to "enjoy your company" because I'm never going to have to deal with it again. I'm leaving for good. I've got business to attend to outside of Hell.

Devil: What business do you have on Earth??

Lucifer: Who said anything about Earth?

Devil: Wait, what? That would mean-

Lucifer: Yes, yes. Don't ask why. Because you don't deserve to know. No matter what though, I'm no coming back until I don't have any choice. Tell Charlotte that I won't be missing her. *He walks towards the door*

Devil: Lucifer! Lucifer, don't you DARE leave! LU- *Lucifer left, closing the door behind him* .... <Mumbles: Asshole...!!> *"AGHHHH" of anger, panic, and depression*