Please don't laugh at me, but I keep having these thoughts of getting deported to Africa. I would be boarding a plane, and leave the US. I would never leave Africa, whatsoever. I would probably be in Kenya, Nigeria, Botswana, Chad, Zimbabwe, or South Africa. And, I would be in serious trouble for getting on anyone's bad side. Worst yet, I would be yelled at by some African tribes, and be sent to a prison. And, everyone in the US wouldn't miss me. They would want me to stay in Africa.