[TEXTING]
[chocolaccino]

chocolaccino
I'm not even gonna be
beating around the
bush anymore vanilla
ice, sexy seabass, thighs
of betrayal..

vanilla ice
Are you here to ask me
about Martha because
I'm pretty sure Scar did
that already.

chocolaccino
Was I that obvious?

vanilla ice
Almost EVERYONE has
been texting me saying
I should go and date her.

chocolaccino
I mean, what's the worse
that could happen?

vanilla ice
Other than the fact she might
fuck me over..

chocolaccino
Seb, why don't you give
yourself a chance?

vanilla ice
What do you mean?

chocolaccino
What's stopping you from
dating this girl? I heard
from Scarlett she's actually
decent. Not as rich as Kim,
but better definitely.

vanilla ice
I'm not looking for money,
I can get that by myself. All
I want is someone who can
love me for who I am.

vanilla ice
I don't wanna be known as
Sebastian Stan, that hot
soldier guy who turned into
a brainwashed killer with a
metal arm who used to be
Captain America's best friend.

chocolaccino
But that is who you are
known for..

vanilla ice
I'm going to pretend you
didn't say that.

vanilla ice
I wanna be known as Sebastian
Stan, that guy from Romania
who just wants a simple life.

chocolaccino
You know, Seb.

chocolaccino
Sometimes what we want
is not what we get.

chocolaccino
But hear me out, will ya?

vanilla ice
Alright, go on.

vanilla ice
I'm listening, technically,
reading but you know..

chocolaccino
Shut the fuck up and let
me speak man. Jesus.

chocolaccino
Give yourself a chance to
move on. You never know
if Martha is the one for you.
I know Kim meant a lot to
you, but that's in the past now
and you need to realize that.

chocolaccino
She's not coming back so
please, give yourself a chance
to be happy. Don't get so hung
over by a girl who does not
deserve you. You're Sebastian
Stan, you deserve more than
that and I swear to God I meant
what I said.

vanilla ice
Well that was absolutely heart
warming and poetic of you..

chocolaccino
I have my moments.

vanilla ice
Well, I've been debating to
call her or not. She seems..
interesting?

chocolaccino
Do everyone a favor and
call her.

vanilla ice
And what should I say?

chocolaccino
Do you really need help
from me? Because I'm pretty
sure you can handle this on
your own.

vanilla ice
Whatever. 😂

vanilla ice
Thanks, Mack. I guess I
needed a talk from two of
my best friends.

chocolaccino
I'm confused are you and
Christofuck talking again?

vanilla ice
No I meant Scarlett.

vanilla ice
Chris can be talked about
next time.

chocolaccino
I guess.

chocolaccino
Stop texting me and go
get your girl!

vanilla ice
Alright, Jesus.
[read 7:39am]

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