[TEXTING]
[BOI IF U DONT]
[elizziebeth, scar my mom, chocolaccino, tone, hot guy, meme lord]

meme lord
Hey guys, what's good?

chocolaccino
YOU MEAN WHAT'S
CRACKALACKIN'

tone
What he means is

tone
How was Tulsa?

elizziebeth
Tragic, he's still a meme.

meme lord
Thank you, Lizzie, for
answering the question
that was OBVIOUSLY
meant for you.

hot guy
Alright kids, settle down.

hot guy
Dad doesn't have the time
for your bullshit right now.

chocolaccino
Isn't RDJ supposed to be dad
I mean he old AF lmaooo.

tone
You won't look this good at
the age of 51.

chocolaccino
Aren't you 56?¿?

tone
bITCH

meme lord
Jesus Christ.

meme lord
Anyways, Tulsa was amazing
as always. The fans were the
best. They made me do these
weird and sexual poses but
other than that, it's all good.

meme lord
I miss Martha though. She
was the only thing in my
mind when I was in Tulsa.

meme lord
All I did was think about
her. Her smile.. her eyes..

elizziebeth
I'm gonna vomit brb.

meme lord
Shut the fuck up don't make
me fight you.

elizziebeth
Why don't you square up
you fake ass bitch.

tone
That's good my son is growing
up to be a man.

tone
Proud of you, Seb.

meme lord
Thanks, dad.

hot guy
But don't you find her
a little.. too interested?

chocolaccino
Is that supposed to be bad?

meme lord
I'm on Mackie's side this time.

elizziebeth
Is you dumb or is you dumb?

meme lord
Is you gonna square up or nah?

hot guy
Alright listen up.

hot guy
Remember when you said
that she uh kept her eyes
trained on you? Like most
of the time?

meme lord
I know I'm good looking..

elizziebeth
You have an ego as big as
your forehead.

meme lord
Lizzie, I SWEAR TO GOD if
you don't shut up I will
throw you to the WOLVES.

elizziebeth
And I shall return leading the
pack, stupid bitch.

tone
Oh yeah! And when you swore
you saw her outside the gym
when you were training with
Don Saladino.

chocolaccino
Maybe he's just sooo in love
with Mar that he sees her
everywhere.

tone
Maybe she's a stalker who
the hell knows.

meme lord
I'm pretty sure it was just
someone who looks like
her. I mean, she can't be
stalkerish. That's total bs.

elizziebeth
Oh hun, when girls want
something, they won't let
it go once they have it.

chocolaccino
Hmm.. I still doubt you.

chocolaccino
But let's see.

meme lord
Wait..

meme lord
Where's Scarlett?

hot guy
Oh shit yeah isn't she in
this groupchat?

tone
Funny. She is.

elizziebeth
She's reading our messages.

chocolaccino
Maybe she's just busy I mean
her café just opened in France.

meme lord
Please don't remind me of
France.

elizziebeth
Oh boo hoo.

meme lord
You always take advantage
of my emotional state don't
you, scarlet bitch?

elizziebeth
Not always, one armed
civilian.

hot guy
You have a date with her
tomorrow, right?

meme lord
Yeah. Planning on going to
the movies. Plain as that.

tone
Aren't you going to you know.

tone
Fondue?

chocolaccino
I almost spat my drink.

chocolaccino
Who the fuck says fondue?

meme lord
Chris.

hot guy
I gtg fuckers. Daddy duties.

tone
Mi 2.

elizziebeth
Channing Tatum is waiting
for me. B y e.

chocolaccino

meme lord
Really?

meme lord
Guys?
[read 3:28pm]

meme lord
I always get read zoned
I hate all of you.
[read 3:30pm]

—
You guys I'm planning on
writing the Stucky Wedding
on Technology. I just gotta
make the vows and wing it.

Hope y'all read it, I guess??

And here's another chapter
dedicated to my boy, Nate.
forsakensouls ! Missed this
hoe a lot tbh.