" Come on baby brother. Let phi teach you the art of wrapping your master around your pinky finger. "

Arthit folded his hand on his chest and raised an eyebrow at Krist " You have P'Sing wrapped around your pinky? "

" Yes. " Krist puffed out his chest in obvious pride.

In a flash Arthit took hold of Krist's  hand and pulled his pinky finger with all his might " Do you think I'm a fool😡 ? You will teach me nonsense and I'll listen to you? " 

" Ouch..."  It hurts you idiot " Krist groaned.

" You have phi wrapped around your finger, right ? Where is P'Sing? Unwrap him..."

Krist pulled his hand out of Arthit's death grip and bopped his stupid baby brother's forehead . " Its an expression, Kiddo. It means P'Sing listens to everything I say and he likes me the most. It doesn't mean I have P'Sing literally wrapped around my finger. "

Arthit threw his nose in air, happy to have an upper hand on Krist for once in his life.

" Arthit doesn't have to wrap Kongpob around his pinky. Kongpob listens to everything Arthit says 😎. "

One side of Krist's lips tugged in amusement " Does he ? "

" Ofcourse! Do you think Arthit is lying?  " Arthit's nostrils flared in anger.

Krist chuckled seeing flaring nostrils and puffed cheeks " Calm down, angry porcupine. " He cooed " only listening is not enough, there are other things that pet have to do to keep his master's eyes glued only on him. " Arthit was leaning forward, his palms firmly planted on edge of the bathtub.

Krist assesed him thoughtfully " tell me, what are your next plans? What will you do next ? "

Arthit tapped a finger on his cheek, pondering over his future plans.

" Arthit is going to become the best pet so master will teach him everything. Also, when master is happy, Arthit will ask him to adopt Bright bird as a pet – "

" Hold on..." Krist stopped Merman's continuous rant " you will bring in your own competetion ? You must never let in another pet. That's the first rule. "

" But, Arthit will leave after learning human world. Master will be alone, then. He must need someone to love him. Humans have pets to love, like family. Kongpob told me, pet are family. "

" Do you leave your family members alone ?" Krist asked.

" No. "

" Then, how can you leave your master alone even he thinks of you as a family members?"

" You are right, P'Kit.😑 "

Krist straightened his back, a smug smile played on his lips " I'm always right. "

Arthit made a face
" Don't act over-smart😤. "

"  I don't act," Krist adjusted his collar "I am extraordinarily smart brother.... Anyways let's go over the list. "

Krist waved his hand once again, a list appeared in Arthit's hand .

" Wow... " Arthit exclaimed " How can you do that ? "

Krist smirked " perks of being P'Sing's pet. "

" I want to become p'Sing's pet too😇. "

" Oiee..." Krist jumped out of his chair " stay away from my man... First rule of being a good pet - don't let any man ne near your man. "

" But, I am your brother😒. I wanna do magic too. "

" You have the necklace, just wish and it will do work for you " Kit explained.

Arthit eyed his pendent suspiciously " it does magic ? "

"yes. "

Arthit took the pendant in his palm and ordered " Pendent, bind P'Kit tightly to the chair and don't let him mock Arthit "

Instantly Kit was bound tightly by the role, his mouth secured with a duct tape.

" Mmm .." kit groaned.

Arthit smiled evilly " it really does magic. You can keep P'Sing. He is good but I don't want him. He doesn't even buy you ice cream like Kongpob buys me 😎"

" Mmm..." Kit groaned again, struggling against the bind.

" Free him, magical pendant " Arthit ordered.

Kit glared at Arthit as the binds disappeared .

" I'll take back my pendant. " Kit threatened.

Arthit smirked " You forgot the first rule of magical objects phi. It chooses its own master 😏. It has chosen me."

Krist just pursed his lips but said nothing.

" Don't even think about using magic. Second rule of magical objects, it protects its master from smallest threats. ... You didn't know , do you ? " Arthit tsked. " You should have paid more attention to study. "

" Fine, you brat , you win. " Kit conceded.
" Now, you want to learn rules of being a good pet or not ? "

" Yes. " Arthit smiled, leaning forward eagerly.

"First rule - Never let a man near your master that is Kongpob... Whatever you have to do , eliminate the competition. Do you understand ? "

Arthit nodded. " Eliminate everyone.🙅 "

" Yes. Your man should have eyes only for you, he should be blind for everyone else . "

" I should make him blind for everyone else ? " Asked Arthit.

" Yes. " Kit nodded " he should look only at you, all other faces should be as ugly as poop to him. "

" Okay." Arthit nodded in understanding
"  Magical pendent , are you listening? 
Kongpob should see only me, only Arthit is beautiful to Kongpob, every other face should look like poop. "

The pendant glowed blue and warmed, Kit's eyes widened in horror " Wait." he yelled.

" Don't use the pendent.... You must never use the pendant unless it's question of life or death. Do you understand ? "

Arthit nodded, confused " yes? "

" Yes..." Krist sighed " First of all you need to properly learn human language. Ask Kongpob a list of idioms and phrases and learn their meanings. Do you understand? "

" Yes, Phi kit. "

" Good. Now, let me explain. Turning blind to everyone else means he should like you so much that he must never want another pet. If he wants  other pets that means you lack as a pet. Do you understand the first rule ? "

" Yes phi. Make Kongpob like me very much." Arthit reiterated.

" Good... Now, second rule. Listen to every command of your master. "

" But, I'm a royal pet 😒. I give commands. I don't get ordered around, it's against my stature. " Arthit argued.

" No. Even I am a royal but I listen to P'Sing. Same way, you should ask Kongpob for rules and follow them. They are nothing extreme and it's for your saftey. Do you understand ?
"

" Yes Phi. "

" Also, you should maintain your decorum as a royal. If master asks you to harm anyone or yourself, you never do that. "

" Kongpob never–"

" Even if he asks, you shouldn't do that. A good master never harms his pet or anyone else ." Kit stressed.

" Okay, phi. " Arthit nodded in understanding.

" Third rule - you should praise your master. Master does a lot of work and they are tired. When their pet praise them and show them love, master feels good. Do you understand ? "

" Totally . Praise your master. "

" Show me, how will you praise your master ? "

" This ice- cream is really good master🤗. You have a good taste 👍 Arthit won't get tired of this ice-cream even if you bring it everyday. "

Krist chuckled " You are selfish, aren't you ? You should praise your master not the ice-cream. "

" But, I'm praising master's taste 😒"

" Well, that is okay. But, you should praise master himself. For example 'This shirt suits you ,master.' Or ' you look handsome, master' . Like this. Praise his dress or body. "

" Praise master's dress or body. " Arthit repeated " understood. "

" Good... Now the fourth rule, you should work to keep his eyes on you... I mean to gain his attention. "

" How ? "

" Subtly..." Kit explained "Take care of him... Do things that he will like. "

" I don't know what Kongpob likes 😒".

" You can know. Talk to him, ask him about his day. Ask him how is he doing. Try to listen to him. Also, pay attention to your master. Do things that could relieve his stress. Build communication..."

" I should talk a lot to master Kongpob and know all about him ? " asked Arthit.

" Yes... You should pay attention to your master. Suppose, he is looking sad. " You can ask, ' is everything okay at work, master?. Why are you sad ? Would you like to talk about it ? "

" And if he doesn't talk ... Can Arthit use pendant ? Sadness kills ... Its question of life and death... "

" No...you can not.  Heartbreak only kills mer-man. Humans are not like mers. They can fall in love more than one time. Ofcourse, they are very sad but they do not usually die of heartbreak. "

Arthit could only exclaim " Oh🤔"

" If he wouldn't talk then you let him be. He will talk eventually. Are we clear ? "

" Yes, phi. " Arthit revised "Rule - 1. Eliminate all competition. Kongpob is only Arthit's .
Rule-2. Listen to master unless he orders to harm .
Rule- 3. Praise master's body and clothes & Rule - 4. Get to know everything about master. "

" Good... Now, I will tell you last and most effective rule." Kit winked, a naughty smile tugging at his lips " Do something that turns him on. It will make him look at you. "

Arthit scratched back of his head in confusion " I should turn him on? "

Krist nodded in encouragement.

" But, my pet sharks never turned me on 😣😒? They weren't good pet then? "

Kit hit his palm on his own forehead " What will I do with you kiddo ? "

Arthit was lost in his own thoughts " I'm angry at my sharks. I thought they were good pets😡. But, they weren't . I was their master. They should have turned me on but they never did & I fed so much good food to them 😒😒"

" Arthit , these rules are only for humans, okay ? " Kit clarified.

Arthit beamed at him " it means I was sulking in vain. My sharks were good pets? "

Kit nodded awkwardly " Yes,yes they were. Now, do you wanna learn how to be good pet or not ? "

" I do ..I do. Please tell me, how should I turn him on, P'Kit? 🤗"

Krist pondered deeply, what he does ,will be extreme and inappropriate at starting stage. For now, going with something small and subtle will be good.

Thinking of suitable lesson, he turned his attention to his younger brother " When Kongpob will be in good mood and smiling at you, do as I show you. "

" Okay. " Arthit nodded.

Smiling coyly, Krist seductively traced his bottom lip. " This is one gesture. Do you copy?"

Arthit eagerly mimicked Krist's gesture " like this ? "

" Yes. But, you can't always do the same thing. Sometimes, you can bite your lip. It will also draw his attention. "

Arthit frowned " Biting is bad manners 😒😒"

" A pet can bite his lip. Just don't bite Kongpob anywhere and we will be fine. " Kit added for precaution. Who knows what his crazy brother will do ?

" Okay. " Arthit lightly captured his bottom lip between his teeth. " Is this okay? Or I should bite hard? "

" It's perfect. " Kit praised.

" Sometimes, just look at your master in appraisal. He will be happy, then he will wanna always be with you. Did you understand the gestures I taught you kiddo? Will you remember? "

" Ofcourse. Arthit has an excellent memory 😎" Arthit demonstrated all three gestures in quick succession.

" Very good. Its enough for now. Don't roam outside and be safe , okay? Phi will come visit you or you can call phi whenever you want. Keep that necklace safe. Okay ? "

" Understood phi🤗" .

" Do you have any questions regarding what I taught you kiddo ? "

" Yes... How long should keep him turned on".

Krist chuckled " As long as you want Kiddo. " Remembering his own trysts with P'Sing, his eyes gleamed with pride " My personal record is 6 hours "

Arthit gasped in horror " 6 hours 😱. Kongpob will be so tired of I do that. "

Krist chuckled " It's good type of exertion. It makes master happy. "

" It does? " Asked Arthit. " Then Arthit will do that too. Arthit wants to make master happy. 🤗"

Krist stood up from his chair and ruffled Arthit's hair " Don't be too eager Kiddo, start from baby steps. Thirty seconds of attention is fine. If you find him staring at your lips, it's a good sign. It means you are doing right.  If you catch him staring at you like he want to devour you... Its a very good sign. "

Arthit pressed his lips in concern " But, Arthit doesn't want to die😬" he pouted.

" Who said anything about dying ? " asked Kit, perplexed.

" Its a common sense, P'Kit. If he devours me, I will die na 😒". Arthit explained , sulking " You are plotting my death 😣? "

Kit smacked back of his brother's head " This is what happens when you skip sex education. It is different kind of devouring. You will feel good...  But ... Its out of question for now. If you can make Kongpob stare at you for ten seconds straight, that will be enough. "

" What do you mean? Arthit can make Kongpob stare for whole hour, if he wants
to 😒"

Kit laughed " Yeah, sure. "

Arthit squinted his eyes and puffed his cheeks in indignition " Arthit will prove it to you. "

Krist laughed.
" Waiting for that day brother. "

Arthit pressed his lips in a thin line, clearly displeased by his brother laughing at him.

" There is one more question 😒😒. " Arthit stated despite his sour mood.

" What is it ? Please ask "

"  Being turned on for long must not be good. How should I turn him off ? "

😨

Krist just gawked at him with his mouth agape, unable to utter a single syllable.

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A/N : Arthit : 1 ; Krist : 0 . 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Third update of the day.
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I started this tale because I was sad and wanted to laugh. This idea suddenly crossed my mind. This tale started without a plot, a pure attempt at humor. I never thought,all of you would like it much. But, I was wrong.

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Slowly, I'm trying to weave in a plot to this story. Please don't be disappointed of it doesn't turn out anything spectacular.
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