Time with anime.

We see Dimitri and Ashton walking out to town as we see them going through the part of town as they see various buildings from many animes.

Ashton: You know D, after the whole collision, this part of town is definitely an improvement.

Dimitri: Seeing that the places here are from various anime, it is.

Ashton: Say what's that?

They then looked to see a poster as they looked at it and saw it was a poorly made drawing of a symbol and the poster read the fairy tail guild.

Dimitri: The Fairy Tail Guild, you know that is actually kinda cool to see.

Ashton: But this has to be the worst drawing ever, what idiot drew this?

We then see a girl with white hair as she was seen holding a smile but then started crying.

Ashton: Oh wait! Mira, I didn't know it was you.

Dimitri: (Deadpans) You made her cry.

Ashton: Hey I said I didn't know she drew it.

Dimitri: Let's just go to the guild before you make another scene.

We then see Dimitri walking as he was seen dragging Ashton by his shirt as we see them at a building as they walk inside to see various people inside.

Ashton: Standing inside the very guild building of the Fairy Tail Guild.

Dimitri: Got that right.

We then see a table was thrown above the two as they looked to see that everyone there was fighting.

Ashton: Of course, everyone here would be fighting.

Dimitri: And when that happens Erza always shows up.

Ashton: We better duck and take cover.

They then ran behind a counter and hid behind it as the two looked at each other.

Dimitri: And in three.

Ashton: Two.

Ashton and Dimitri: One.

They then hear the fighting suddenly stop as the two popped their heads out to see Erza Scarlet was there.

Dimitri: Erza Scarlet, alias Queen Titania

Ashton: Well since the fighting stops we can introduce ourselves to them.

They then stepped out of the counter as they walked to Erza.

Dimitri: It is an absolute honor to meet you in person Erza.

Ashton: My friend here is your biggest fan.

Erza: I can see.

Dimitri: What can I say, she is basically the strongest member of the guild.

Ashton: And it is nice to see this place is now a part of our city.

Ashton: Yeah, you guys might like what this world is like today.

Dimitri: Yeah, since the collision had occurred you guys could learn what has changed.

Ashton: Such as the many new types of beer for Cana.

Dimitri: And the many kinds of restaurants for Natsu. Oh that reminds me!

Dimitri pulls out a cake box for Erza

Dimitri: This is for you.

Erza then opened the box to see it was a strawberry cake.

Dimitri: I know that this is your all time favorite food so I figured what better way to welcome you.

Erza: Why thank you.

Ashton: Don't just stand there admiring it. Have a taste.

Dimitri: (seen eating a krabby patty) Yeah.

Ashton: Dude, where'd ya get that patty?

Dimitri: I got an extra bunch in a bag. (Holds up a bag) You want one?

Ashton: Always. (grabs a krabby patty) We should see if the place has Esdeath here.

Dimitri: Then let's go check it out.

We later see the two walking through town as we see them arriving at a part of town looking like a castle.

Ashton: She's close. You can feel the chill in-

Ashton turns around and comes face to chest with someone a little taller than him

Ashton: Uh oh.

Ashton then looked up and saw that it was Esdeath herself.

Ashton: Either A you're gonna freeze me to death or B you're gonna torture me to insanity.

Dimitri: Since this is Esdeath, the guess would probably be both of them.

Ashton: Oh. (Gulps)

He was then picked up by Esdeath and was brought to her eye level

Ashton: Is it too late to say it was an accident?

Esdeath: I'm not mad, I should be the one to say that, I didn't see you.

Ashton: So I'm not gonna die?

Esdeath: No.

Ashton: Oh good. Phew.

Esdeath: But you certainly are someone I will keep.

Ashton: Oh, I am having a very bad feeling about this.

She then started to walk off with Ashton in her arms.

Ashton: You keep going D, I'll catch up later. I hope so.

Dimitri: Ok, see ya later.

We see Dimitri as he was seen walking through a part of town as he then sat down at a bench and saw a girl who was seen eating some futomaki rolls.

Dimitri: Asuka.

Asuka: Yeah.

Dimitri: Name's Dimitri.

Asuka: Oh, nice to meet you. So why are you here?

Dimitri: Waiting for my friend to come back, he is kinda busy.

Asuka: Oh.

We then see Ashton came walking as his face was covered in kiss marks

Ashton: What a woman.

Dimitri: Hey Ash, I was waiting for ya.

Ashton: So where do ya think this part of town is from?

Dimitri: (looks at the area) Well judging by the design of the buildings and the giant birds carrying carriages I would say that this part of town would have to be from the rising of the shield hero.

Ashton: Oh yeah, I remember that. But do you think people think Naofumi is a criminal?

Dimitri: I don't think so, look at that church over there.

They then looked to see a church as they looked to see the emblem was a spear, sword, bow and shield together.

Ashton: What happened to the three heroes church?

Dimitri: If I remember the anime correctly, the queen had declared that church to be abolished since it was the root cause of all the stuff in the anime.

Asuka: Can both of you mind filling me in on this?

Ashton: Well, the three heroes church was Melromarc's state religion which worshiped the sword hero, bow hero and spear hero.

Dimitri: But they saw the shield hero as the devil.

Ashton: But I hated it when Naofumi was put through all that.

Dimitri: But at least his name was finally cleared.

Dimitri then looked to see Naofumi near a stand.

Dimitri: And speaking of Naofumi, there he is, over there.

Ashton: Let's go see him.

We then see them going to Naofumi.

Dimitri: Naofumi, it is an honor to actually meet the shield hero.

Ashton: And the one hero who actually helps people.

Naofumi: Um, thanks.

Dimitri: Right, name's Dimitri and you met Ashton.

Ashton: And we know all about you, especially what you've been put through.

Dimitri: Yeah, and I think it's time everyone in town should know about what happened here.

We later see everyone in the neighborhood at Dimitri's backyard as we see Naofumi was there along with his party Raptalia, Filo and Rishia as we see the three Cardinal heroes Motoyasu, Ren Amaki, and Itsuki were there along with Malty.

Ashton: Glad you all could come here, cause we have some things to explain about these idiots.

Dimitri: Indeed, and as the one who has seen the rising of the shield hero I will explain about what they have done. (points at Malty) This one right here had been using Motoyasu for her own gain, and apparently the spear hero had no idea that she was manipulating him.

Motoyasu: Hey, there's nothing wrong with trusting a member of my party you can't blame me for-

Ashton: Just because you trust someone doesn't mean you should accept everything they say blindly without thinking things through for yourself. I mean if you just used some brain power once in a while you wouldn't have been in things against Naofumi.

Ren A: (To Motoyasu) They do have a point.

Itsuki: Hey, take it easy you two, Motoyasu is sorry for what he did.

Dimitri: You two are no better than he is. (To Ren) In case you forgot Ren, after you killed that dragon its rotten carcass poisoned the air and nearly wiped out a village.

Jessica: Murderer!

Ren A: That was an accident.

Ashton: In games, when you kill monsters they just disappear IN REAL LIFE THAT DOESN'T HAPPEN!

Dimitri: You should have been smart enough to figure it out. (To Itsuki) And Itsuki, your vigilante adventure left a town in economic ruin forcing the people there into abject poverty.

Itsuki: But if I hadn't taught that lord a lesson those people would have suffered under his rule forever.

Ashton: A hero doesn't solve every problem with brute force.

Dimitri: You could have just used your standing to pressure the leadership, instead of replacing it with more the same.

Itsuki: But...

Ashton: You should have taken a second to think about what your actions would mean at the end.

Dimitri: Exactly.

Katsuki: But what has that guy been doing this whole time? (Points at Naofumi)

Ashton: Cleaning up their messes.

Dimitri: Naofumi complained most of the time cause he always had to straighten up after them.

Zee: So it was their fault.

Motoyasu: Yeah, those two were the reason we were in that mess.

Itsuki: You think you got room to talk? You're so thick headed you still don't understand how much of that was your fault!

Ren: You wrapped yourself so tight around your girlfriend's little finger you never realized it.

Motoyasu: I was just... You leave her out of this alright? Let's just focus on what's really important, specifically all the trouble you two caused Naofumi.

Ashton: Funny, you caused plenty of trouble yourself.

Dimitri: What about the time you decided to pass out a seed that was sealed up for years? A village had been overrun by those vines. How's that for trouble?

Motoyasu: Well... I... I only did that because the villagers asked for my help!

Ashton: Yeah, but they should have known better than to take it because some hero gave it to them.

Dimitri: They had a legend that told them it was too dangerous. And that should have given you some idea about how much trust people put in heroes like you.

Ashton: But it should have been obvious to you, you three been letting your hero's welcome go to your heads.

Dimitri: You've been doing whatever the hell you wanted.

Ashton: Because of your egos you three just been embarrassing yourselves when you could have been working together with Naofumi to fight the waves.

Dimitri: And before Glass made you guys look stupid, you three almost lost an easy fight to the soul eater because you three only thought of yourselves, and if I have to compare you three to Naofumi, he is ten times a hero than the three of you combined!

Jaden: Wow, and here I thought Chazz was full of himself.

Dimitri: And now it's time to move to Malty. Ashton, bring out the collar.

Ashton: (Laughs) With pleasure.

We then see Ashton pull out a case as he opens it to show a collar was inside of it.

Malty: What's that?

Dimitri: To ensure a fair conversation, you will have on this lie detector collar.

Ashton: Which means you won't be lying your way out of this. Because the collar zaps you if you try! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Ashton then placed the collar on Malty's neck.

Dimitri: And I'll start with bring out events from episode 20, using a fabricated holy weapon the pope of the three heroes church tried to murder the cardinal heroes and frame Naofumi. But he was killed in the attempt. The queen had rounded up all the remnants of the church.

Katsuki: What the hell does that have to do with her?

Dimitri: Appallingly, Malty and her father have been colluding with the church the whole time.

Patrick: (Raises his hand) What does colluding mean?

Ashton: It means that she was paying the church to spew lies.

Dimitri: And it means she was working with them.

Malty: I would never-

Then the collar zaps her with 260 volts

Ashton: Hurts don't it?

Dimitri: It is a shock to find out she would try to overthrow the state.

Malty: No I wouldn't! Forget about the shield! They tried to kill the other three heroes too, they even went after the royal family! I swear I would never involve myself in such a terrible scheme!

We then see the collar beep as it flashes a green light signaling that Malty was telling the truth.

Diana: So she had not done something wrong?

Dimitri: Not exactly. Malty, what about your plan to assassinate Melty, the heir to the throne and your own sister and frame Naofumi for her murder?

Malty: I didn't do-

Then the collar zapped her with twice the voltage.

Dimitri: You conspired with the church and attempted to use them to kill Melty so you would become queen.

Malty: That-

Ashton: Oh shut up and take your zapping with dignity!

Ashton pushed a big red button as we see Malty get zapped.

Dimitri: But when your plan failed you falsely accused Naofumi of abducting Melty and setting fire to the forest she escaped into, am I wrong?

Malty: Melty is my own sister, of course you're wrong!

Ashton: Our survey says!

We then see Malty get zapped again.

Ren: It's true. It certainly looked like she was trying to kill the second princess.

Itsuki: Yeah, we were there, we saw the whole thing.

Ashton: Gee ya think!

Dimitri: But let's talk about the one thing everyone has heard. Malty, were you truly assaulted by Naofumi?

Ashton: Oh please lie! My button finger is itching.

Malty: Yes I was! The devil of the shield nearly raped me! I barley-

Ashton: Wrong!

Ashton then pushed the button as we see Malty get electrocuted but the voltage was increased three times.

Patrick: Hey gimme that (Takes the remote) I'm thinking of a number between one and one hundred what is it?

Malty: Um... pie?

Patrick: Yes.

Ashton: Gimme that you idiot! (Takes the remote back)

Dimitri: But I hope you all can understand now, despite Malty's status as royalty, she resorted to dirty tricks only to eliminate those who oppose her and gain power for herself.

Malty: No, I was just-

The collar then zapped her again.

Ashton: And we know some of you would want her punished but Naofumi had that idea, the king's name was henceforth changed to Trash (points at Malty) and the first princess is called Bitch.

Malty: My name's not bitch!

Dimitri: I'm afraid it is now!

Ashton: And to commemorate the occasion I give 200 more zaps!

Jaden: Just asking, what about if she chooses a different name?

Dimitri: Oh yeah, Naofumi gave her an adventurer name.

Alexis: And that is?

Ashton: Why it's Whore.

Dimitri: Ashton, go right ahead.

Ashton then smiled as we see him press the button as we see Malty getting zapped by the collar as everyone watched as Malty was screaming in pain from being zapped as we see a time card appear reading "200 zaps later"

French Narrator: 200 zaps later.

We see Malty as she was seen covered in soot as her hair was all frizzled from being zapped by the collar many times as she fell face first to the ground.

Ashton: Oh darn. I broke her.

Dimitri: (Shrugs) Eh, I'm sure she's fine.

We then see an ambulance drive by as two men came with a stretcher as they then put Malty on the stretcher and go in the ambulance as it drives off as we see Dimitri writing a card.

Ashton: What are ya writing?

Dimitri: A card. (Writes in the card) Get well soon... Bitch.

Ashton: She is gonna hate that.

Dimitri: But I think this will be a lot of fun with our friends.

Ashton: Got that right.

End!

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