Mini Problems

We see Dimitri and Ashton at the krusty krab as they are eating krabby patties.

Dimitri: Man eating here is so much better, right Ash?

Ashton: Yeah, nothing can make this better.

???: Through the double doors!

They then turned to the double doors and saw a elderly man wearing a superhero suit.

Mermaid Man: Away!

They then saw Barnacle Boy enter.

Barnacle Boy: I told you I'm not hungry, Mermaid Man!

Mermaid Man: N-nonsense, Barnacle Boy, we've got to keep up our strength for the fight against evil!

Barnacle Boy: What a dive.

Mermaid Man: To the register! (runs to the register) Away!

They both then went to the register

Squidward: Can I help you?

Mermaid Man: A double Krabby Patty and Coral Bits for me, and a silly meal for the lad.

Barnacle Boy: It's not for the toy, I just... I've gotta fit in the tights, y'know? (smiles nervously)

Squidward: Whatever. Five dollars, please.

Ashton: It's on us.

Ashton then handed Squidward five dollars.

Ashton: Least being here makes life so much better.

After lunch we see Dimitri and Ashton cleaning up their table as Dimitri then sees a belt with a M on it.

Dimitri: That looks like Mermaid man's belt. I guess I should return it. Or...

We then see Dimitri grab the belt and run off to home as we see him in his house wearing the belt.

Dimitri: (snickers) I could hold on to it for a while. (looks at the belt) I wonder what this does.

He then pressed a button as the belt fired a ray as it hit a chair and the chair shrinks to the size of a toy chair.

Dimitri: Whoa... The small ray.

He then looked at the stuff in his home and smiled as we saw Ashton was outside as he then heard a nose and saw a green light from Dimitri's windows as Katsuki came and saw it.

Ashton: AHHHHH!!!!!

Katsuki: What's with you?

Ashton: Something is going on in Dimitri's place.

We then see Dimitri as he was giving a mouse a tiny krabby patty.

Dimitri: Here ya go. Come again.

Ashton and Katsuki then came through the door.

Ashton: Dimitri what is going-

He then froze as he saw the tiny furniture and saw a mouse sitting at a table eating a krabby patty.

Ashton: Why is everything small?

Dimitri: (hides the M behind his back) I don't know.

Katsuki: What are you hiding?

Dimitri: N-nothing.

Ashton: You're hiding something let us see.

Dimitri: Wait.

Ashton then turned the belt and saw the M.

Ashton: Is that Mermaid Man's belt?

Dimitri: Yeah.

Ashton: Wow, I can't believe he'd lend it to you.

Dimitri: Yeah... Me neither.

Ashton: Wait, he didn't lend it to you did he?

Dimitri: Look please-

Katsuki: You stole it!

Dimitri: Look please don't tell.

Katsuki: Oh, we're totally telling.

Dimitri: No! Please don't tell him!

Ashton and Katsuki then walked towards a phone on the wall as Ashton started to make a call and then a green laser then hit him and Katsuki as we see them both became small.

Ashton: What the hell?! (looks at Dimitri) What did you do to us?!

Dimitri: Sorry Ashton, but you and Katsuki made me do it.

Ashton: Dimitri, if you don't return me and Katsuki to normal size right now, I am going to freaking hurt you.

Dimitri: Uh... (looks at the belt) uh, okay, uh...

Katsuki: We said now!

Dimitri looked at the belt as it is shown to have several complicated buttons.

Ashton: DO YOU HEAR US!?

Then a green blast hit Ashton as we then see Ashton as he had multiple eyes and hissing snakes.

Ashton: HOLY CRAP! Get it off me! Get it off me! (throws the eyes off him and pants in fear) Don't you know how to work that thing?

Dimitri: I can do it.

He then hit Ashton with the ray as he was seen on fire as he screamed as the ray hit Katsuki as his nose was large as the ray hit Ashton as he was seen with no skin as the ray hit Katsuki as he was seen cut in half by scissors as we see Dimitri was seen firing the ray at Ashton and Katsuki as the two kept getting malformed and tortured as the two were seen charred.

Ashton: STOOOOP! I got an idea, let's call Mermaid Man and-

Dimitri: (Grabs Ashton and Katsuki) NO! I can't let you do that! But there has to be someone else who can help, someone smart and wise with years of life experience.

We then see Patrick at his house as Dimitri ran to him with Ashton and Katsuki in his hands.

Dimitri: Patrick! Patrick!

Patrick then turned and saw Dimitri.

Patrick: Hi Dimitri.

Dimitri: Patrick, I was at the krusty krab, and I found this belt, and you should look at what just happened. (holds up Ashton and Katsuki)

Patrick: (gasps) Ashton and Katsuki action figures! (grabs Ashton and Katsuki) Let me play with them!

Dimitri: No, Patrick!

Patrick: Fighter pilots!

He then made fighter pilot noises while making Ashton and Katsuki fly around in the air.

Patrick: Dive bomb!

Dimitri: Patrick!

Patrick: (gets ready to punch Ashton and Katsuki) And then comes a giant fist!

Dimitri: No Patrick! Those aren't action figures! Those are the real Ashton and Katsuki! I shrunk them by accident.

Patrick: Oh. (Gets ready to punch Ashton and Katsuki) And then comes a giant-

Dimitri: No, this is serious! I don't know how to unshrink them, they could be stuck like this for the rest of their lives.

Patrick: Oh, don't worry about it. They'll find love one day.

Dimitri: Really?

Patrick: Well, sure, but it'll have to he with someone their own size. (pulls out a pickle) Like this pickle. See? They like each other.

Ashton: (Sees Patrick about to bring him to the pickle) No, no, no, no, no.

Patrick then pushed him and the pickle together making kissing noises.

Ashton: Bleh! That's disgusting!

Dimitri: If only I knew how to work this thing.

Patrick: Let me take a look at it. (looks at the belt) You know what the problem is?

Dimitri: What?

Patrick: You got it set to M for Mini. (twists the M upside down) When it should be set to W for Wumbo.

Dimitri: Patrick, I don't think wumbo is a real word.

Patrick: Come on, you know. I wumbo, you wumbo, he, she, me... wumbo! Wumbo, wumboing...

Ashton: (while Patrick is rambling about Wumbo) I wonder if a fall from this high would be enough to kill us.

Katsuki: You kill me and you're dead!

Ashton: Better that than to hear Patrick's nonsense on wumbo.

Patrick: we'll have the wumbo, Wumborama... Wumbology, the study of wumbo? It's first grade, Dimitri.

Dimitri: Um, ok.

Patrick: Well alright then, let her rip!

Dimitri then pressed the belt as the ray fired as Patrick was seen as the same size as Ashton and Katsuki.

Patrick: It worked!

But it was revealed that Patrick was shrunk as Dimitri came to them.

Dimitri: Oh no!

Patrick: Look! Dimitri's giant! (He Ashton and Katsuki get picked up by Dimitri) Can I be giant next?

Dimitri: Patrick, I'm not giant, you shrunk too.

Patrick: You're kidding! (pulls out a pickle) Good thing I still got this pickle.

Katsuki: Hey! Now will you take us to mermaid man?

Dimitri: NO! He can never find out! But I'll think of something, but until then you'll be safe in this jar.

He then puts Ashton, Katsuki and Patrick in a jar.

Patrick: You know what's funny guys? (holds up his pickle) My pickle started out in a jar, and now it's in one again! Heh. It's like a pun or something. Heheh.

Ashton: I'm gonna kill him after this.

Dimitri: It's only three people. No big deal. Nobody else saw it.

Ashton: My god he's gone loopy.

We then see someone walk up behind Dimitri as it was revealed to be Jessica.

Jessica: Hey Dimitri.

Dimitri: AAAH! (Turns and shoots the ray at Jessica) JESSICA!

We then see Jessica fall to the ground as she saw that she was small.

Jessica: What the? For crying out- What did you do to me?

Dimitri: (Picks up Jessica) Sorry Jess, I found this belt and-

Jaden: (Walks to Dimitri) Hey Dimitri

Dimitri: (screams and shrinks Jaden)

We then see Jaden fall into the jar as he sees Ashton, Katsuki, Patrick and Jessica.

Ashton: Welcome to the trap in the jar club Jaden.

We then see Glynda walk to Dimitri.

Glynda: Dimitri I-

Dimitir then screamed and shrank Glynda and caught her in the jar as we see Syrus walk to him.

Syrus: Hey, Dimitri.

Dimitri then screamed and shrank Syrus as he ran off into the town.

Charlie: Hi Dimitri.

Dimitri then shrank Charlie and caught her in the jar as we see team RWBY coming.

Yang: Hey Dimitri.

Dimitri then screamed and shrank RWBY as we see Dimitri was shrinking many people as we later see Dimitri trying to stuff everyone in a jar as he closes it.

Dimitri: Phew! I'm gonna need a bigger jar.

Ashton: Dimitri just face facts! You shrunk everybody! AND WHEN I GET OUT OF THIS THERE WON'T BE ENOUGH OF YOU TO FILL A THIMBLE!

Katsuki: You gotta go to Mermaid Man!

Dimitri: But he'll be so disappointed.

Jaden: But you can't leave us small forever!

Dimitri: YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND!

Muriel: Dimitri, you have to admit your mistakes.

Dimitri: Muriel?

Mermaid Man: You're friends are right son.

We then see Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy were in the jar.

Mermaid Man: Mermaid Man will understand.

Ashton: (Groans) YOU'RE MERMAID MAN YOU OLD COOT!

Mermaid Man: Oh yeah.

Dimitri: Mermaid Man, I'm so sorry, it's just that i found your belt and-

Mermaid Man: Oh, don't worry son, I understand! Why, I remember back when I first used the belt, the year was nineteen aught eleventy-twelve, why I believe the president was-

Everyone: JUST TELL HIM HOW TO FIX US!

Mermaid Man: Oh yeah. The unshrink ray. Let's see uh, uh... Did you set it to wumbo?

Ashton: Wumbo isn't a real word!

Mermaid Man: Oh, then I have nothing.

All: WHAT?!

We then see the jar begin to rumble as the lip popped open and everyone then came out of it.

Everyone: (Forms a large fist) GET DIMITRI!!!

Dimitri: Yikes!

Ashton: Forward charge!

Everyone then charged towards Dimitri as the fist then punched Dimitri as we see the others getting on him as he felt them all hitting him in various places making him get hurt.

Everyone: Everything's too big!

Then a lightbulb appeared above Dimitri's head.

Dimitri: That's it!

We see everyone were on Dimitri all hitting him they then see a green flash as Dimitri had used the shrink ray.

Dimitri: Ta da!

Then everyone all looked and they saw that the entire city was now small.

Dimitri: Since I couldn't make you big I made the city small.

Then everyone got off of Dimitri as they then ran towards the now small city.

Dimitri: And now only one more thing to shrink. (Takes the M and aims it at himself) Cheese.

The ray then hit him as we see Dimitri then shrank as we see everyone in the now shrunk city.

Ashton: Huh, I guess this is ok.

Jaden: Yeah, what's the difference?

Alexis: Good idea, Dimitri.

We then see everyone as they were celebrating as we then see a bus come as we see Plankton come out of it.

Plankton: Well, it's great to be back! (sees the small town) Huh?

End!

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