B. Urie

I find my place on the bench and lay my head on it. Who knew migraine could hurt so much. Someone sits next to me and kisses my temple. I look up and see my beautiful boyfriend. We've been secretly dating for a while, not to our friends, no, they know- obviously, but from our parents. Mine are Mormon as fuck, and he's... He's never actually told me why. Actually, now that I think about it, I've never been to his house. I stare at him. He could be a psychopathic serial killer. He looks at me and lays his head on my shoulder. 

"Whatssup my bro?" Dallon shouts, racing Awsten over. Awsten slams into the bench and falls, groaning in pain. Dallon just looks down, staring at Awsten. "Anyway-" 

Sarah and Jenna walk over. Sarah takes one look at Awsten and laughs, whispering something into Jenna's ear. The former bursts out laughing. 

"Whaaaat?" Awsten groans. 

"You look like you're having your period," Jenna manages between fits of laughter. 

"Is this what a period feels like?" He rolls on his back, still groaning. He squints his eyes from the immense about of sunlight. 

"Pretty much, my grasshopper," Sarah smiles and starts peeling an orange. 

I feel my phone vibrate and I pull it out. 

DalLongLegs- whatssup my vros, I'm too tired to speak

DalLongLegs- *bros*

BrenDONEUrine- I like vro better.

Ryan❤︎- Why are you texting?

Ryan❤︎- Nvm, I forgot who I was talking to for a second there. 

Jen- Moisturous is a word

Dallon starts laughing and water comes out his nose.

DalLongLegs- WHAT THE FUCK

Jen- LANGUAGE

I look up and see Dallon dying of laughter on the ground. He rolls back and forth, still laughing. Eventually, it turns into gasping and choking. 

KellinQ- Moisturous-Pertaining to the state of being moist or damp, such as a towel or cloth that has been dipped in a pool of liquid.

Dallon starts choking again and this time, he's actually choking. On a grape. Jenna gasps and violently starts punching his chest. Everyone else just laughs until Dallon coughs the grape out. 

"So that's why they did surgery on a fucking grape. Those creatures are evil." Dallon glares at his bag of grapes. He gets up and grabs the grapes. He throws them on the ground and starts jumping all over them. 

"LET'S DO A FORK IN THE GARBAGE DISPOSAL!" Awsten screams and starts jumping around, flailing his arms around. Dallon does the same while destroying the grapes. I press my lips to Ryan's cheek before standing up and tackling Dallon. 

"sToP tHe GrApE aBuSe!" I scream. He puts his hands up. I get up and steal Jenna's grapes. She whines as I start throwing them at Dallon, who screeches and runs away. I give her the grapes back and sit back down. 

"Gays!- I mean, guys!" Jack comes running over. He pants and stares wide-eyed. "I'm getting chased by maniacs!" He shouts before running off again. We all turn to Alex, who just shrugs. Then, a bunch of people in nothing but their underwear comes bolting over, screaming "JACK!" Over and over again. 

"I think they're high," Ryan says, not looking up from his book. Alex suddenly looks panicked and bolts away. Ryan doesn't react. But slowly, he looks up. "What?" He asks innocently. 

BrenDONEUrine- Hey, you wanna come over today? My parents are both out for the night. 

Ryan❤️: Yeah, it should be fine. 

I look up at him and smile before turning back to Awsten and Dallon's argument about the best Green Day album.

A/N

Rain- Rain- Rain- KILL MEEE.

Some kid took off his shoes and ran through the rain- like on school grounds. It was GOLD.

Some other kid stalks himself.

Meh.

~Lunar