To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Subject: Just a Question
George, can you answer a question for me?

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Re Subject: Just a Question
This isn't about my shoe size again, is it? Because those shoes you bought me for Christmas were way too big.

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Re Subject: Just a Question
No, this isn't about shoes. I was just wondering . . . what is the best way to describe how you smell?

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Re Subject: Just a Question
What.

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Re Subject: Just a Question
Was that a question? You just put a period after it.

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Re Subject: Just a Question
That's just my way of saying, "Are you bloody kidding me?!?"

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Re Subject: Just a Question
I'm not "kidding you," George. Give me an answer.

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Re Subject: Just a Question
What is this about, anyway? Why do you want to know how I smell?

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Re Subject: Just a Question
Well . . . I was thinking about making you star in one of my books.

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Re Subject: Just a Question
You mean you're planning on writing a fanfiction story about me. I wouldn't call that a book. This is going to be a soppy romance between me and who else? Paul? You?

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Re Subject: Just a Question
You and Ringo.

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Re Subject: Just a Question
I am disturbed, John. I'm so very disturbed.

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Re Subject: Just a Question
Just tell me what cologne you used to wear.

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Re Subject: Just a Question
I'm finished speaking to you. I'm not answering any questions about how I smell. You are disgusting.

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Subject: Ringo, Answer the Question!
Ringo, I was just wondering how George smelled in the year 1965.

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Re Subject: Ringo, Answer the Question!
In '65? Well, I'm pretty sure he was wearing Tabac cologne at that time, but later, probably 1968-69, he started smelling suspiciously like sandalwood.

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Re Subject: Ringo, Answer the Question!
Wow. How did you know that?

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Re Subject: Ringo, Answer the Question!
I went shopping with him one time and he bought about five bottles of Tabac. Then after we came back from India, he was basically dumping bottles of sandalwood oil over his head. He wanted to make sure he smelled like that stuff everywhere.

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Re Subject: Ringo, Answer the Question!
Thank you, Rings.

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Re Subject: Ringo, Answer the Question!
Why'd you want to know that, John?

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Re Subject: Ringo, Answer the Question!
Oh, I was just curious. MWAHAHAHA!!!

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Re Subject: Ringo, Answer the Question!
Why are you laughing evilly?

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Re Subject: Ringo, Answer the Question!
Oh, was I laughing evilly? Sorry, I didn't mean to put that down. Anyway, thanks again.

To: [email protected]
From: [email protected]
Re Subject: Ringo, Answer the Question!
Um . . . you're welcome.