This is the Beatles reacting to a story by SophieSanwogou . It's really funny! If you haven't already, you should check it out!

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So, Paul, I was browsing through the Wattpad stories and I found this interesting story about us on this thing called, "GroupMe." Check it out!

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I just read the first chapter. Hee hee! Ringo's and George's names are spelt wrong!

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George!!! How dare you! How could you want to eat the Cheerios off my wonderful octopus!!!

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That's not actually me, Ringo. I don't want to eat your Cheerios.

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I like my stunningly handsome picture in Chapter 3! The only problem is that you told everyone I wear mascara.

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You just sounded as if you actually wear it, Paul. 😏

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What?!? No, you read that wrong! I meant the book character you told the other characters that the fictional me wears mascara.

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Sure, Paul, sure.

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John, why did you show up at my house drunk?

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Heh heh heh.

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Paul, Chapter 4 is so embarrassing!!!

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Why are you whining to me about it? If you didn't want to be embarrassed, you shouldn't have sent all of us a dirty message that was supposed to go to Pattie.

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I actually do that! 😫

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Do what?!? Suck Patties toes?!? Oh, God, George! Keep it to yourself!

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John! You've just pulled a George! How could you get confused and send us that message instead of Cynthia?!?

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It happens, Ringo. I mean, this actually happened to me one time. I was sending something that was pretty dirty to Cynthia and I ended up accidentally sending it to our housekeeper. 😳

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Bubble bath, ice cream, and toys?!? Really, Ringo?

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I'm so humilated. I know this isn't real, but I'm embarrassed that so many people read this!!!

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How do you think I feel?

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Feeding rabbits, Paul? That's the best line you could think of?

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I didn't say this! Does this person just want to embarrass us all?

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I'm actually enjoying it.
Ooh, Chapter 8! You're mixing the whites with the colors!

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😫

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I did a great Thomas the Tank drawing, George! Did you see it?

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Yes, Richie, I saw it.

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Yes, I changed my username to Jesus!

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And Ringo and I finally got our names spelled right. Thank God.
How dare you insult the socks and sandals?!?

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No one said you were fashionable 😂

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Ringo, my butt is fabulous! Chapter 11 proves it!

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What about my butt? You didn't think it was fabulous?

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I'm sorry, Ringo, but Paul McCartney will always have a better put than you.

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😭

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Ringo, why did you buy such an expensive horse?

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Maybe because I felt like it, John. How's that for a reason?

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George, did you see how sexy I look in that picture in Chapter 13?

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Oh, you were in that picture? All I saw was a hairy caveman, a horse, and a cat.

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😡

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Aw, Ringo, you're so sweet! You want to grow old with me!

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To be honest, Paul, if I could grow old with someone in particular, I'd say George.

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Wot.

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John, Chapter 15 is sooooo weird.

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You're telling me.
So you're saying you wouldn't want to make babies with me if I was Johanna?

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I . . . feel . . . sick.

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If you thought that was bad, did you read the next chapter?

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Yes. *vomits into the sink*

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😏

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You have an eyebrow pen?!?

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. . . no?

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Why did you put a question mark after that?

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I don't know?

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We have a thing now?!? And I'm calling you "Grandma"?

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It appears so, George. It appears so.

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And I'm "Egg Salad"?

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Eh, it's kind of cute.

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Shut up, Grandma.

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John, that Fruit Loop hot dog you made was disgusting.

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*gasp* How dare you?!? It actually looked good to me.

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Figures.

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Ringo, that drawing of John and I was uncalled for.

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I didn't think it was that bad.

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We're becoming too consumed with this book.

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You think?

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John! You made fictional me cry by posting a picture of you and Paul's wedding!

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I'm so sorry, Egg Salad 😂

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😑

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Aw, we just said we loved each other! I'm getting some fluffy feels, George! These teenage girls really know how to make you go, "Aw!"

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It was a little cute.

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Oh, now we've got pet names for each other! This is so cute, Ringo!

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Yeah, I've just added this story to ten of my reading lists!

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You're so fat, George!

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You're fat too! It's not like I'm the only one who gained one hundred pounds.

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Yay! I bought one thousand rings!

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But I just drank one thousand milkshakes! 😫

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Don't worry, Paul. You look pretty good looking in the picture.

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Thanks, Naive Ring!

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John, your godforsaken soup sent me to the hospital 😡

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😂

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Ringo, Martha is in this book!

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Yes, I saw that! I do like wet puppers, though.

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Please don't say "puppers" ever again.

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😢

Well, it's finally the end! I hope you liked it, SophieSanwogou ! Sorry it's kind of messy!