Note: The style of this book is inspired by "What the Heck was I Thinking?" by melaniewriter . It's a very fun and entertaining read, so I would highly suggest it.

This is how it's going to work:

If the words are normal, like this, that is the description of the story

Bold words are my own thoughts, giving my opinion and pointing out the weird logic

Background Info: So this dream, like a few I've had recently, involves me being Harry Potter of some sort. I have a wand, I can see what Voldemort is seeing.. etc.

So I'm just chilling there in our dining room, doing nothing in particular, when I'm thinking "I wonder what Voldemort's up to today". So I concentrate and see that Voldemort is in a dark room, (which I somehow knew was our upstairs bathroom) with someone with a crystal ball and a cauldron. It looked kinda like this.  ↓ ↓ ↓

Weird Logic #1: I'm sure that if Harry Potter could choose whenever he wanted to see what Voldemort is seeing, he could have figured stuff out a lot quicker. Also, why is Voldemort in our bathroom? If he wanted to use a crystal ball of some sort to know where I am (or whatever he's doing in there), it should be obvious that I'M LITERALLY IN THE SAME HOUSE.

So I decide to wait in my bedroom (which is a room across from the bathroom) to wait for Voldemort to get out of the bathroom

Weird Logic #2: Yes, that sounds like a good idea. Wait for him to see you and kill you. Dream me has the biggest brains of anyone.

While waiting for him to get out, I decided to ask my sister if it's okay to use the Avada Kedavra curse because it's illegal, but I'm also killing Voldemort.

YOU'RE KILLING VOLDEMORT! NOBODY IS GOING TO CARE THAT YOU USED IT TO GET RID OF HIM!!

She said "I don't care. Do what you want"

10/10 accurate. Sounds like something my sister would say XD

I hear the bathroom door unlock so I run downstairs to catch him as he was coming down the stairs.

Weird Logic #3: What was the point of going in your room then?

Suddenly there are blankets on the stairs that suddenly appear there. It looks like one of the tents my younger sister and brother make and put in the most inconvieniant of places. They weren't there when I ran down the stairs.

Weird Logic #4: Pretty self-explanatory - Random blankets appear

I see someone moving through the blankets. It was the witch from Brave.

Weird Logic #5: I'M NOT EVEN JOKING. THIS WAS THE PERSON WITH VOLDEMORT! BAHAHAHAHAFASFHASHFA

How she made it into my dream? I have no clue

 Anyways, I Avada Kedavra-ed her, and she face planted on the stairs. Next, I'm thinking "Voldemort ain't gonna be happy". And for some reason, I couldn't Avada Kedavra Voldemort because apparently, I have a wand cooldown.

Why is your wand like a kill in Among us, and why would Voldemort care if you killed her?

So I apparate to a bunch of different places: first outside, then to our pond, until I settle in one of our downstairs bathrooms

Weird Logic #5: Out of all the places-

YOU COULD HAVE FRICKING TELEPORTED TO THE OTHER FREAKING SIDE OF THE WORLD AND YOU CHOOSE THE BATHROOM THAT DOESN'T EVEN LOCK?!?!?!?

Also, what's up with bathrooms in this dream?

So I'm in the bathroom with the lights on, thinking "Oh no, he's gonna get me"

Then maybe you should have chosen the bathroom with a broken lock as your hiding space. Plus- he didn't even see you kill her. How does Voldemort know it was you. For all he knows, she could've died of fricking old age.

 The next thing I know, Voldemort is yelling and banging on the door, saying "LET ME IN! I'LL KILL YOU!!!", and I was frecking out.

Finally, I'm not the biggest idiot in this dream. 3 tips of advice for you, Voldemort:

1. Open the door, there's nothing stopping you.

2. If you are too incompetent to do that, use Alohamora

3. If you can't do that, then you don't deserve to get in for being an idiot.

Then I woke up at like 2:30, and, no joke, I could literally feel my heart beating.

Yes, because I'm scared of a crusty, noseless bald guy.

Anyway, that's it for this dream! Let me know if you want me to do more of these weird dreams.

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