Aries: "Okay, you got me! I'll say sorry to the dead body now, see ya!"

Taurus: "No, YOU'RE the one who's going to jail, telling lies about me!"

Gemini: "It wasn't me I swear! It was Virgo!"

Cancer: "But I used gloves... didn't I?"

Leo: "Oh... you finally found me. Took you a long time before you figured it out."

Virgo: "Pssh, no... I was just an accomplice."

Libra: is the cop who's slowly losing brain cells at everyone's excuses

Scorpio: "Haha... JOKE'S ON YOU I HAVE MONEY FOR BAIL."

Sagittarius: "I didn't commit a crime. I just forgot to follow the law."

Capricorn: "Oh welp... goodbye my future then."

Aquarius: "Pffft, prison is just a room anyways."

Pisces: "Ugh, dammit, I knew I left a finger behind the scene... "