Aries: duct taped their boss at their house so they could take over their position and order everybody

Taurus: tied a drug soaked cloth in front of the air conditioner to "help" people sleep better during break time

Gemini: sent fake suspension texts and everybody thought they were real so no one showed up to work at all the next day

Cancer: brought their corgi to work and failed to keep it from shedding and pooping all over the room

Leo: set fire in the lobby on impulse so everyone would be a little more "encouraged" to walk faster

Virgo: got so high on coffee they tried to twerk on the table and shouted "MAKE IT RAIN" to those watching

Libra: mixed alcohol in the water dispenser and everyone drinking didn't notice

Scorpio: is hosting 7 Minutes in Heaven in the janitor's closet every lunch break

Sagittarius: rigged the office elevator so it would get stuck while people are inside it as a prank

Capricorn: tried to hack their company's bank account to raise their pay

Aquarius: constructed a ritual circle inside one of the rooms and locked themselves inside to keep people from interrupting them until someone had to break down the (conveniently glass) door

Pisces: won't stop coming late and when they finally get scolded they brought in a pillow the next day and slept on the table in front of everybody