Capricorn: I don't care about who wins. *sits on a bench*

Aquarius: GO, TEAM AQUARIUS! WHOO! *runs with the football*

Taurus: LET'S DO THIS! *runs towards Aquarius*

Aries: *is the referee*

Gemini: *tries tackling Aquarius, but fails*

Cancer: *is the mascot* *dances*

Leo: *is reading the rules* YOU GUYS AREN'T DOING IT RIGHT!

Virgo: *stands against the goal post* Meh.

Libra: VIRGO! YOU NEVER DO ANYTHING TO HELP US WIN!

Scorpio: *is a cheerleader* GIVE ME AN I! GIVE ME A D! GIVE ME AN O! GIVE ME AN N! GIVE ME A T! GIVE ME A CARE! What does that spell?

Crowd: I DON'T CARE!

Scorpio: *walks off, crying*

Sagittarius: *replaces water cooler with mud*