Capricorn: *puts Sorting Hat on*

Sorting Hat: HUFFLEPUFF!

Capricorn: Hufflepuff? Does that mean I'm smart?

Aquarius: *puts Sorting Hat on cautiously*

Sorting Hat: HUFFLEPUFF...AGAIN.

Aquarius: ..H...U...F...F...L...E...P...U...F...F...?

Pisces: *puts Sorting Hat on*

Sorting Hat: Oh...one of these again...SLYTHERIN!

Pisces: Dammit! I got Slytherin!

Aries: *pushes Pisces out of the way and puts Sorting Hat on* YAY! MY TURN!

Sorting Hat: GRYFFINDOR!

Aries: YAY! I GOT GRYFFINDOR! *slaps Pisces in the face with a smile on their face*

Taurus: *puts on the Sorting Hat*

Sorting Hat: Hmm...This one is smart, yes, very smart. I know where to put you...RAVENCLAW!

Taurus: Of course I got Ravenclaw. *smiles*

Gemini: *puts Sorting Hat on*

Sorting Hat: .............erm.......

Gemini: Why isn't the Sorting Hat working?

Cancer: *whispers* Maybe because you're divergent.

Gemini: THIS ISN'T THAT MOVIE!

Cancer: This isn't even a movie

Gemini: Oh...that's right...

Sorting Hat: Where to put you...ah yes.....SQUID!

Gemini: I thought it was Squib...

Sorting Hat: Nope, you're a squid.

Gemini: *flops on the ground like a fish*

Cancer: *stares at Gemini like he's crazy* Ehhh...What? Oh well! *puts Sorting Hat on*

Sorting Hat: RAVENCLAW!

Cancer: YAY! I KNEW IT!

Leo: *dramatically puts Sorting Hat on after tipping it like a top hat*

Sorting Hat: Good show! HUFFLEPUFF!

Leo: That works. *stands up and bows*

Virgo: *puts on Sorting Hat carefully*

Sorting Hat: So...you're the one everyone's been talking about...

Virgo: W-what?

Sorting Hat: Nevermind that. SLYTHERIN!

Virgo: I don't believe that. GIVE ME ANOTHER CHANCE! *is dragged off the stool*

Libra: *puts Sorting Hat on*

Sorting Hat: Oh, no...Who let these two in? Well, they probably did...SLYTHERIN!

Scorpio: *laughs at the joke and takes the Sorting Hat from Libra*

Libra: *walks off in shame*

Sorting Hat: HUFFLEPUFF!

Scorpio: Yes!

Sagittarius: *puts Sorting Hat on*

Sorting Hat: *falls off on purpose*

Sagittarius: Really?! REALLY?! *kicks Hat*

Sorting Hat: OH NO YOU DIDN'T! YOU....WEASEL!

Sagittarius: What?! *turns into a weasel* Squeak!!!