Capricorn: Hi! How are you? My name is Capricorn. *smiles politely*

Aquarius: ... *steps backwards an inch* ... *steps backwards a foot* ...

Pisces: *grumbles* ...Hi..I'm..Pisces...*grumbles again, then whispers* Can I go back to watching TV now?

Aries: HI! I'M ARIES! I'M SO GLAD TO MEET YOU! *faints from hyper activeness*

Taurus: *speaking already to Cancer* It's not really magic, but in the movies...*looks at you* Oh, I'm sorry, that's my fault. *shakes your hand* I'm Taurus.

Gemini: *nowhere to be seen*

Cancer: GEMINI! GEMINI! COME HERE! *yelling at hallway*

Gemini: *opens bedroom door* No! I wanna watch sports! *looks at you* Oh, snap....Um...I'm Gemini...*closes door and goes back to watching football*

Cancer: *shakes head* He gets like that sometimes. Anyways, I'm Cancer. I like science fiction, fiction, fantasy, books, reading, computers.... *rambles on*

Leo: Well, hello! I'm...*does a dramatic bow*...Leo! And you are?

Virgo: Oh my God, Leo! You didn't do it right! Bow down 42 millimeters more next time! *turns to you* Hi, I'm Virgo, the ever-so-proper person for—

Libra: HEY! IT'S MY TURN! GOD, VIRGO, YOU'RE ALWAYS IGNORING THE REST OF US! *looks at you* Ahem, sorry about that. I'm Libra.

Scorpio: *waves magic wand* Whoo! I'm the magic Scorpio!

Sagittarius: *takes wand and snaps it in half with knee* No you aren't.

Scorpio: M-my WAND! *cries*

Sagittarius: You're such a baby. I'm Sagittarius, the most boss person here. The rest of this group is just a bunch of douchebags. I'm the real person you wanted to meet.

*All of the other signs chase him/her down*

END