Aries

Nicknames: Ari, Scary Lady, & Muffin Man (Leo)

- Don't mess with her, she's scaryyyyy
- Good baker tho
- Fights with Leo most of the time, but Sagittarius pisses her off too
- Tall gal
- Only listens to Virgo

Taurus

Nicknames: Taur, Sleepy, & Taur-Taur

- Very calming
- Chill dude
- Friendly with really anyone
- Hates chewing sounds with so much passion omfg
- He did nothing wrong so don't you dare attack him–

Gemini

Nicknames: Gem, Gemmy, Stupid (Capricorn), & Genius (Sagittarius)

- He & Leo are partners in crime
- Troublemaker #1
- Lowkey steals everyone's stashes of candy
- Afraid of heightsssssss
- Good with kids tho

Cancer

Nicknames: Cance, & Sebastian

- Has anxiety
- Introvert
- She may seem like a sweetie out if you piss her off you die son
- Very observant
- She's pretty much a backup mom if the other two fail

Leo

Nicknames: Lee, Furface, Basic, & Dipshit (Aries)

- Partners in crime with Gemini
- He's adorable tho, he just won't admit it & thinks he's all tough & junk
- Only listens to Virgo
- A child
- Regularly hides from Aries

Virgo

Nicknames: Virg, Mom, Scary Lady, & Anti-Fireman

- Burning things is like her superpower
- She's co-mom-ing the Zodiacs
- Everyone is lowkey scared of her
- Bad cop
- Likes the color purple

Libra

Nicknames: Lib, Libbie, Child, & Tornado

- Troublemaker #2
- A child
- If a golden retriever had a human form
- ADHD
- Don't you dare give her sugar or she'll be a blur going from wall to wall

Scorpio

Nicknames: Scorp, Scorpy, Idiot, Mute, & E-Boy

- Watches things go down from the sidelines
- Has a pet idiot called Sagittarius
- Hardly says more than four words at a time
- Pretty chill tho
- Angsty boy who says he doesn't have TikTok but he totally does

Sagittarius

Nicknames: Sag, Stupid, Child, Idiot, Nitwit, & The Bane of My Existence (Capricorn)

- Definition of no impulse control
- Troublemaker #3
- Very enthusiastic
- Probs the most loyal & fun friend a person could have
- A literal child

Capricorn

Nicknames: Cap, Capri, Corny, Mom, & Ew (Gemini)

- Horrible cook & baker
- Co-mom-ing the Zodiacs with Virgo
- Puts up with a lot of BS, and just sits there & takes it
- Good cop
- Also scared of Virgo

Aquarius

Nicknames: Aqua, Aquafina, Butterfingers, Idiot, & Friendo (Libra)

- Poster child for ADHD
- Also a tall gal
- Broadway is her life
- She would die 57 times to convince Capricorn & Virgo to let her get a dog
- Has no filter

Pisces

Nicknames: Pi, Soft Girl, uwu, Chocolate Girl, & Jane (don't ask)

- Gentle soul
- Must be protected
- Innocent child
- Bros with Capricorn but everyone thinks they like each other
- LOVES chocolate