Nerf or Nothing


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Aquarius was going to shoot Gemini. Honestly. Not only did she have to get out of bed this early in the morning, but she had to press herself against her door to keep him out.

Gemini, Leo, and Sagittarius were running around to everyone's room, pelting them with the nerf guns they'd snuck out to get last night, as a wake-up call or something. Aquarius had initially thrown a pillow at him & locked him out, before getting back in bed. But the little fucker picked the lock, and she didn't have a chair or whatever, so here she was.

Leo was next door, shooting Libra. I mean, he was. But then she kinda one-hit KO-ed him and took his gun. After kicking him out, she hid the gun under her bed, and flopped back down, yawning.

Sagittarius was speed-running it, going room to room. He went from Cancer's room to tripping over Leo on his way to Pisces, who was just kinda laying there in front of Libra's room. "Ow, what the fuck man?!"

"Not my fault you're just laying in the middle of the hallway!" Sagittarius helped himself up. "Where's your gun?"

"About that......hehe..."

"Dude," Gemini sighed, shifting his attention from slamming himself into Aquarius's door to the two. "we literally just got those."

Aries was downstairs already making breakfast, gleefully hearing the screams coming from upstairs, glad she wasn't a part of it. Taurus was supposed to be helping her, but just kinda grabbed a bag of lays chips and turned on the tv. Not that she really cared, though. Watching the tv while she cooked was just a plus. She did do her fair share of yelling at him, though.

"Leo I will fucking kill you!" Leo landed hard on the floor, jumping over the last five stairs, and scrambled over to the left, a pissed Virgo got on his tail.

Aries just raised an eyebrow, smirking. "And there they go," Taurus commented from the couch, both watching them, amused. "Must be weird, being on the other side of this."

"Oh, shut up you cow."

The only thing keeping Leo from sliding into Virgo's death grasp was him grabbing the corner, so he could turn with his socks on. He flung open the basement door, and was thankful that the lights were on. Once he got to the bottom, however, he quickly realized why the lights were on.

Capricorn was (keyword: was) passed out on the basement couch, all curled up since all he had were pillows for warmth. Leo stopped in his tracks, and only after Virgo jumped on him did she see him too. Leo was lucky he didn't fall over.

"Capri?" Virgo's face scrunched up.

Capricorn groaned, since this wake-up wasn't ideal. Then again, no-one's wake-up was ideal this morning. "Heeeeeeeey~"

"Why are you down here?" Leo asked.

"I was sleeping." He sat up, and shook out his hair.

Virgo dropped herself off of Leo's back. "Okay, but why?"

"Long story."

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Scorpio spent his breakfast scowling at his three friends, definitely pissed. They tried to defend themselves, but it wasn't doing much to help their case.

"I kept quiet!"

"Good on you."

"So, maybe we forgot which room was yours."

"You guys promised."

"You act like Gemini's the type to keep his word."

"What the fuck dude?!"

"Yeah Sagittarius, you aren't very trustworthy either."

"Can you guys please shut the fuck up?" Taurus was honestly sick of their bickering, and if they had to turn the tv up any more they'd roundhouse kick their sorry asses. They being him, Aquarius, Pisces, and Aries, who were watching a superhero movie.

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In the end, Cancer had gotten all of the nerf guns, including the one Libra had stuffed under her bed. She opened her bedroom window, took off the screen, and dropped the plastic fuckers onto the roof. Since it was slanted, two of them fell into the gutter, and the third kinda sat there all alone, for whatever reason not sliding.

The blonde girl made a point to spit on them, before putting the screen back on, and closing the window.





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A/N

Hello! Thank you so much for reading this! I really do appreciate it!!

I like to imagine those nerd gun'll just fall off the roof one day & hit someone on the head

Anyways, remember to vote, comment, and have a wonderful day!!

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