Aries- rawr aggressive rawr rawr

Taurus- eats a million things a day, lazy

Gemini- everyone hates them

Cancer- cries internally, cries externally, cries eternally

Leo- egocentric

Virgo- perfectionist

Libra- overly dramatic socialite that has zero brain and is really cute

Scorpio- I have sex with everyone!

Sagittarius- philosophical and overly happy

Capricorn- boring and lives in hot topic

Aquarius- heartless asshole

Pisces- too sensitive, idiot, sleeps through everything