Aries- Frederick Douglass not taking any of your freedom bs

Taurus- Thad and his stupid cookies and water

Gemini- Spanish Moss (not Spanish or moss)

Cancer- Many kinds of potato chips

Leo- Mozart making people smarter for 10 minutes

Virgo- All the people going to farmer's markets

Libra- the hubble telescope's digital image processing

Scorpio- that dinosaur with the big nose and horns and stuff

Sagittarius- herminia freeing la patria

Capricorn- tilapia

Aquarius- live oaks that don't support lichen as well as California valley oaks

Pisces- wolf pups that don't look you in  the eyes