Aries: E.very V.illain I.s L.emons

Taurus: Krabs is a *dolphin noise*

Gemini: MY LEG

Cancer: I was born with glass bones and paper skin

Leo: Can we say that shoes from Texas are dumb?

Virgo: All I saw was...CHEAPY THE CHEAPSKATE

Libra: OH MY GOD, IT'S A FLOATING SHOPPING LIST

Scorpio: This is my lab...AND THIS IS MY LABORATORY

Sagittarius: *Soulfully* krUSTY KRAAAAHHH YEAH YEAH YEAH AB PIZZA, IS THE PIZZA YEAH FOR YOU AND *high pitched* meEEEEE

Capricorn: 1% Evil 99% Hot gas

Aquarius: Aw P.O.O.P., you never let us down!

Pisces: He, she, me, Wumbo