Aries: Justin Bieber

Taurus: Minions

Gemini: urself

Cancer: Month of October

Leo: Pepe

Virgo: Donald Trump

Libra: homophobic ppl

Scorpio: moldy breadsticks

Sagittarius: Memes

Capricorn: Nothing about u is trashy bc u are perfect

Aquarius: u smell like life jackets 24/7

Pisces: dead birb

Why are all of my friends dead when i need them?