How I see men

Guy: Gay

Guy standing: Totally gay

Guy walking: That walk is so gay

Guy texting: Texting your gay lover I guess

Guy working out: Getting ripped for other gay men for sure

Two guys eating: They're totally gay for each other

Guy with his girlfriend: It's a ploy he's gay

Guy married with children: He's living a lie he's gay

Every guy I see: God you're gay and you don't even know it

The one guy I have a crush on: But what if he's straight