<Ikagaki p.o.v.>

Merasmus and I were trapped in a school, the windows and doors were barricaded from the outside with giant metal slabs, there was no power so we could only see red lights from the emergency lights and we had a yandere problem.

In case you want to know how we go here, it started off like this.

<Flashback>

"LALA, GET OFF MY LEG" I shouted.

"IKA.....STOP MOVING WHILE I'M TRYING TO REMOVE YOUR SHORTS" She said.

"MERASMUS" I shouted.

He ended up teleporting into my room.

He started pulling on her, trying to get her off.

After she was pulled off he summoned chains to wrap around her.

"MERA.....LET ME GO, I HAVE TO HAVE IKA'S CHILDREN" She said.

"THAT'S HORRIBLE" Merasmus said.

I sighed in relief.

"Thanks Merasmus.....phew" I said.

"Sure, but now you can help me with my problem" He said.

"What" I asked.

"I've got....a yandere problem" He said.

I was like.....WUUUUUUUTTTTTT GIRL!!!!!!

"Shit.....because you help me with my....Lala problem, I'll help you" I said.

He smiled.

We then turned to Lala.

Lala is my succubus team mate, she looks like this, men don't go fapping all at once.

Yeah....slutty.

Right now she was......WHERE IS SHE?!

"MERASMUS" I said.

"I KNOW, SHE'S GONE" He said.

I then got tackled to the floor.

"Ika, it's not nice to chain your future wife" Lala said.

"GET OFF" Merasmus said pulling her off and placing her in a magic cage.

I stood up.

"Meanie" Lala said.

We walked away, after 3 minutes the cage disappeared....which means a loose Lala.

<Timeskip>

Merasmus was talking about his Yandere problem.

"So....yeah....Nui Harime is....she's doing the Lala thing" He said.

"You're....fucked mate" I said.

"Why" He said.

I took a deep breath in.

"She's a sadistic little girl who is actually a monster on the inside and she literally carries half of a scissor that can turn into a scythe and she has some freaky vine shit that can come out of her body so she is basically a walking talking thing from the movie thing" I said quickly.

"Yeah.....I'm fucked" He said.

"Heh, guess we both ar....." I said.

He looked at me.

"What's wrong" He asked.

"B-b-b-b-b-b-b-b-b....." I said.

"What" He asked.

"B-B-B-B-BEHIND YOU" I said.

He turned around and saw this bitch right in his face.

"MERA, MY LOVE, I HEARD YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT ME" She said hugging him.

I removed her from him, it took 30 minutes.

"IKAGAKI KUJIN CROSS.....LET ME GO OR I WILL KILL YOU" She said.

"Ok" I said.

We were over a bridge.

I dropped her.

It was fucking funny.

"Cheers" Mera said.

We bought cans of soft drink to celebrate.

"Hey Ika, I never got to ask you, what are you" He asked.

"I'm a hellhound, but I am currently in a human form" I said.

"Oh" He said.

I smiled.

"Hey how is that croc I gave you" I asked.

"It's....it's good" He said.

"What happened" I asked.

"This....." He said opening his book, we saw a flashback. (WARNING, GRAPHIC SHIT, KAY)

https://youtu.be/QioaLIZx6Rw

"SHIT" I said.

"I know right" He said.

"We should get back" I said.

"Yeah" He said.

We headed back to my place.

We played smash bros.

After a while we got hungry and it was dark, so I ordered pizza.

When we finished he left.

<Timeskip>

We were in the shops.

Our yanderes were looking for us.

"IKA, WHERE ARE YOU" Lala shouted.

"MERA, COME HERE" Nui said.

We hid in a clothes store....but we accidently hid in a lingerie store.

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!!!!!

We were about to leave but they found us.

"Merasmus, why are you here....*gasp*, you came here to buy me something sexy, well let's pick something then" Nui said grabbing Merasmus.

I tried to sneak out but.....

"You too Ika" Lala said grabbing me.

While they were busy we escaped.

We made it back to the bridge we were at yesterday.

"GOD DAMNIT.....I'M PUFFED OUT" I said.

"Yeah mate" Merasmus said.

We heard a giggle.

We saw a woman.

"Hello, I'm Salem, would you two like to assist me" She said.

"Umm, ok" I said.

And with that.....we both got knocked unconscious.

When we woke up.....we woke up in a classroom.

"My head.....where are we" Merasmus asked.

We heard the speakers turn on.

"Merasmus, Ikagaki, welcome to school, were gonna play a game, we're gonna play hide and seek, the rules are simple, you have 24 hours to run and hide, obviously you two will hide seperately, Lala, Nui and I are in, if Nui and I catch Merasmus we can do whatever we want to him, the same goes for Lala and Ikagaki, now start running, also this game will have....

....so start running" Salem said on the speakers.

We went out the classroom door.

"Ikagaki, go right, Merasmus, go left....and run" Salem said with an evil laugh.

We started running in opposite directions.

<Reality>

And that's how we ended up here, now we have to run or else.....god knows what!!!!