EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOUR DOING! THE GRAVITY FALLS GRAPHIC NOVEL TITLE HAS BEEN REVEALED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

jimbob16gros: WHAT?
fnafcutie616: SERRIOUSLY?
TedStrange: FOR REAL?
FireFox5001: NO WAY!
rewrite: (no response cuz she's on vacation)
_wonderer: SAY WHAT?!
LIGHTIFIC_05: WHY THE F#$K YOU LYING?

I ain't lying, the title is, drumroll please?

*a drum rolls across the floor*

Very funny slanted words guy!

It is.....Gravity Falls: Lost Legends!

It will contain 4 all new stories based on the show.

My predictions of the Graphic Novel being the unmade episodes are confirmed....which means one thing.......I AM THE GRAVITY FALLS MASTER!

*body starts glowing*

What the hell?

?: Congratulations!

Who is saying that? Zachfiction is that you?

?: No he is stuck outside.

Meanwhile:

Zachfiction: Please Mabel Let me in!

Mabel: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID ZACH!

Back to our skit!

?: I am nobody, named Alex Hirsch.

Alex? What the hell are you doing?

Alex: You are the chosen one!

Well not to toot my own horn but no argument here. What do I win?

Alex: Nothing! Absolutely Nothing!

Well that's disappoint-

Alex: Yet!

Wha?

Alex: Nothing Yet! You just have to take down Bill!

Do I have special powers or something?

Alex: No but there is a way. *whispers in Xander's ear*

Hmm

Later:

Bill: We'll Meet Again
Don't know where
Don't know when
Oh I know we'll meet again
Some sunny day!

You!

Bill: Oh look its that's idiot who post way to much Gravity Falls Fanfics!

Shut up you Illuminacho! I know your weakness.

Bill: Pfft, I don't got a Weakness!

Oh really?

Is this the real life?
Is this just fantasy?
Caught in a landslide,
No escape from reality

Bill: Oh Shit!

Open your eyes,
Look up to the skies and see,
I'm just a poor boy, I need no sympathy,
Because I'm easy come, easy go
Little high, little low
Any way the wind blows doesn't really matter to me, to me

Bill: STOP PLEASE, IN YOUR DIMENSION IT MAYBE A ROCK CLASSIC BUT IN MY DIMENSION ITS USED FOR PUNISHMENT!

Mama, just killed a man
Put a gun against his head
Pulled my trigger, now he's dead
Mama, life had just begun
But now I've gone and thrown it all away

Bill: SOMEONE HELP ME!

Mama, ooh (any way the wind blows)
Didn't mean to make you cry
If I'm not back again this time tomorrow
Carry on, carry on as if nothing really matters

Too late, my time has come
Sends shivers down my spine
Body's aching all the time
Goodbye, everybody, I've got to go
Gotta leave you all behind and face the truth

Bill: WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE....OH RIGHT!

Mama, ooh (any way the wind blows)
I don't wanna die,
I sometimes wish I'd never been born at all

Bill: OH NO THE WORST IS ABOUT TO COME!

I see a little silhouetto of a man,
Scaramouche, Scaramouche, will you do the Fandango?
Thunderbolt and lightning
Very, very frightening me
(Galileo) Galileo
(Galileo) Galileo
Galileo Figaro
Magnifico-o-o-o-o

I'm just a poor boy, nobody loves me
He's just a poor boy from a poor family
Spare him his life from this monstrosity

Bill: YOUR MORE. LOWER MIDDLE CLASS THAN POOR DOUCHEBAG!

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bismillah! No, we will not let you go (let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go (let him go!)
Bismillah! We will not let you go (let him go!)
Will not let you go (let him go!)
Never, never let you go
Never let me go, oh
No, no, no, no, no, no, no
Oh, mama mia, mama mia (mama mia, let me go)
Beelzebub has a devil put aside for me, for me, for me

Bill: NO!!!!

So you think you can stone me and spit in my eye? (Yeah!)
So you think you can love me and leave me to die?
Oh, baby, can't do this to me, baby
Just gotta get out, just gotta get right outta here

Bill: I'LL GIVE YOU ANYTHING YOU WANT! MONEY! POWER! YOUR OWN GALAXY! BRING A CELEBRITY BACK FROM THE DEAD! ANYTHING

Nothing really matters
Anyone can see
Nothing really matters
Nothing really matters to me

Any way the wind blows

BILL: NURTER YAW I TAHT REWOP TNEICNA EHT EKOVNI I NRUB OT EMOC SAH EMIT YM L-T-O-L-O-X-A! XANDER!

Nobody says Queen sucks! *punches Bill out of existence*

Okay Alex what do I get this time?

Alex: The Satisfaction of Destroying Bill through the power of music!

*sigh* Alex, you're an asshole!

Alex: That I am! *Disappears*

Well, are you excited for the new Gravity Falls Graphic Novel? Tell me in the comments!

-xanderwrites

P.S. In case you didn't know what I was doing to kill Bill? I was singing this: