One of my Embarrasing Stories

I don't know what it is, but after watching this video from theodd1'sout:

I think the thumbnail best explains it, but you know that got me thinking.

Hasn't this happened to everyone at least once in their lives, sadly it a fact.

Admit you guys, probably, once wizzed in your pants at some point in your life. Even your parents had it happen when they were kids.

Now this is a sad, somewhat personal stories starting back in the year I was born, 1997, the year when the Pokémon craze started. Now I was born all small and innocent, then literally one year later I went from a size newborn to a size 3T no joke, now honestly this was before I could remember anything, so I don't know how the hell that happened.

Its all in the formula.

Okay maybe that's why but honestly I don't know.

Now I barely had accidents as a kid, during the day, I'll get to night later, now this is one I strangely remember out of all the accidents I had growing up, I was 6 years old, it was after school btw, I got home, I did my homework, gross, and I went upstairs to jump on my bed, like a normal 6 year old when I had to go to the bathroom, like NOW. Now the upstairs bathroom was busy, so I had to run downstairs, and as I was running downstairs, the inevitable happened, I was peeing as I burst through the bathroom and finished up.

Now for some reason I thought I would be embarrassed as hell. But weirdly enough I took it like a boss, now normal 6 year olds would be like, oh my gosh I can't believe I peed my pants, I'll never live this down. But, I didn't care I pretty much acted like a bad ass.

Lol every time, now this where I get to nighttime, but first back to when I was a toddler or something, I was large, like so large I had to wear something called Goodnites, which were pullups, ahh who am I kidding, we all know now that they're just funky diapers that you could put on like pants, to this day I still don't know why its a thing. I think its just the diaper companies trying to make a quick buck because well there's a demographic between baby and extra old person and screw it sell diapers for everyone. Now I had to wear the ones who already wet the bed at an early age, like all the time until I was 3 or 4 because I was HUGE.

Now my mom told me I was a problem to potty train. Probably because I liked my diapers or something. Obviously I'm potty trained, half the time I write these on the toilet.

Now like James up there, sadly I was also a bedwetter, then again, everyone has wet the bed at least once in their life, admit it you guys did it once or twice in your life. But mine is a little bit different, now mine didn't happen like SURPIRSE! No mine was like all the time since I was born until I turned 7 when I finally stopped. Now I had to wear those diapers because I sleep to heavy for those alarms and my mom doesn't trust those pills. Also while writing this I found out those pills work for certain people.

No joke my bedwetting stopped when I first went to disney world, not because I don't want mickey mouse to know I wet the bed, its because my bro would hit me if I did because we had to share a bed at the hotel. Don't get the wrong idea my bro love me a lot I'm the baby bro he loves, but when I sleep pee, its different which oddly I understand. Could yo imagine waking up next to someone who pees the bed? It gets gross.

Luckily that part of my life is FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

Two hours later:

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Many days later:

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AAAAAAAAARRRRRR behind me. Also really glad I don't have to wear those diapers anymore, I'm pretty I'll be really old when I have to wear those again, or at least doing a drunk dare but I don't drink or smoke or do other drugs at all. Unless prescribed by a doctor but we all know why.

Anyway guys that one of the many weird and embarrassing stories of my life, if you, or someone you know, had a similar dilemma, place it in the comments, don't be embarrassed this stuff happens to the best of us, its also happened to popular celebrities like Sarah Silverman, aka Vanellope from Wreck it Ralph.

-xanderwrites

PS: Don't snicker at my childhood parse don't.

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