Well this is where the fictional me, gets very pissed.

At the end of summer my family and I came back to Gravity Falls, which is good because I literally begged for summer to be over, which is something I never do unless I was in a weird situation, oh wait.

We arrived back home, I got out of the car and then I start seeing all the paranormal creatures and the townsfolk interacting with each other.

"Okay, what did I miss," I said.

Then one of my classmates from school, Candy, I mentioned her before.

"Candy, what the hec k is going on here?" I asked.

"Well, I really can't say in public," said Candy.

"I think I still have an unopened can of cherry pie filling in my house if you tell me what happen," I said.

"This doesn't count as date, you're not my type," said Candy.

"It wasn't going to be a date!" I said.

Ten minutes later she is eating the can of pie filling with a spoon.

"Now what happened when I was gone?" I asked.

"Well first off Gideon," said Candy

I groan in agony.

"Wait, he got arrested and set to prison," said Candy.

"Ooh," I said.

"Well he did break out at the end of the summer but had to go back to finish his time," said Candy.

"Meh," I said, "he deserved it."

"The Mayor died," said Candy.

"Not surprised, he was like.....1000," I said, "I'm pretty sure he would of babysat Mr. Burns from the Simpsons."

"Probably, we also had....*whispers* the apocalypse," said Candy.

"Wait what?" I asked.

"That triangle guy you told the class about during mythology week, turns out he wasn't a myth," said Candy, "We stopped it and now we can't talk about it now because our new mayor, Tyler Cutebiker.."

"The guy that always goes, Get'em Get'em?" I asked.

"Yep, he established the, 'Never Mind all That' act," said Candy, "which means we can't talk about it or we get tased."

"Anything else I missed?" I asked.

"Yeah, the author of the journals turns out to be the brother of the guy that runs the Mystery Shack," said Candy.

"Say what?"

"Apparently he was stuck in another dimension, its hard to explain."

"I get it, is he still here?"

"Uh no he just left to go on a boat journey to the Atlantic ocean," said Candy.

"Dammit," I said, "What's next, Pacifica Northwest isn't actually a Northwest?"

"Are you a mind reader or something?" Candy asked.

I look up in confusion.

"After never mind all that, the Northwest family lost all their money, but the FBI went through their records and found out they Kidnapped Pacifica at birth," said Candy, "She is currently living with my family until then."

"Well, that's was a shocker," I said.

"Not as a shockwe as what I heard happened at the Music Camp I usually go to," said Candy, "it got shut down recently."

"Why?"

She whispers in my ear.

"They were doing what from Breaking Bad in the Tubas?" I asked.

She whispers again.

"Wow," I said.

"I always hated that place anyway, I learned nothing," said Candy.

Hours later I was on Skype with my Girlfriend Amanda.

"Why were talking to Candy Chui she's a weirdo!" said Amanda all jealousy and such.

"Hey we were talking about what happened the past summer, my aunt is against the internet so I couldn't contact you," I said.

"What about your phone?" she asked.

"She threw it in her toaster," I said.

"Okay, your aunt is messed up," said Amanda.

"No chiz," I said.

"What is chiz anyway?" Amanda asked.

"Andre from Victorious thinks its a German Sausage," I said.

"Well, welcome back I guess," said Amanda, "I got to get off now or else mom would think I'm talking to some one on Omegle."

"K Bye," I said before I hanged up.

I then get in my bed and turned on the tv.

"Star vs the Forces of Evil, a show about a interdimensional princess, series premiere next, on Disney XD," said the Announcer.

"Oh great another Disney Princess we don't need," I said, "I'll watch but I won't enjoy it."

30 minutes later

"Well I have the worst judgement ever that was awesome!" I said, "Now I have something to fill the void Gravity Rises would leave when it ends in February."

Thats the chapter, next one will be the final chapter, why? Hey this is a short prequel so shut up. Okay see you next time.